Your mom is cute. I might even fuck her.

Just like this right bro?

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Wow, your momma has some big ass titties.

Second thought, think I'll pass.

No problem

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Welcome to my part of the state

its worse down here but thye dont know how to get organized. Had 2 dumbasses in the er with motorcycle wrecks the last 2 nights that got jacked up but are too stupid/useless to die

This news story is making the rounds. Here's what was posted on a corvette forum.

Anybody seen someone spread their brains out on the pavement for real?

I was doing some photography back in college and into my frame came a cycle hitting a car. The cycle driver flew off the car (I naturally panned with him) and landed head first on the pavement - his head blasting open like a watermelon dropped from a helicopter.

I was firing about 5 frames per second - not thinking about it, just reflex. Gave the film to the cops.

I was using a zoom lens. I saw brains.

Probably a good idea to wear a helmet. Should it be a law? Well, he did make an awful mess on the street. But nope. Too many nanny laws.

If you don't wear a helmet, you deserve what you get because Darwin's law applies.


Last sentence is blunt and to the point.

Going over the bars.

No lie. That's the fear. They are afraid they will get on the front brake and go over the bars.

I had someone at the track - we are introducing a new class that will have street bikes [cruisers, standards, tour, etc.] using the track as a training surface. Think MSF outside the parking lot. I was testing out a curriculum one day, this woman was taking the class on her bagger [big ass HUGE harley]. I came to learn she wasn't EVER using the front brake. EVER. As in, Never EVER. She was told by her brain surgeon riding buddies that it was dangerous to use the front brake.

She has been riding for 10 years without ever using the front brake. I told her that if she could do a stoppie and go over the bars on her bagger she would defy the laws of physics and should win Stunt Wars.

I was shocked.

As long as you have the health insurance to back it up, you're right.

If not, you pass your problem onto others.

JC