Kicked some fuckers door in
 

I was minding my own business on my way home from work friday. Not excessive traffic or anything. Pulled up to a red light, two cars in my (left) lane, four or five in the right lane. As I'm passing the last POS squared off gray four door in line, the dumb sonuvabitch decided his line was too long and tried to run me over. I couldn't go anywhere, since I was already in the left wheel track and there was a curb on my left, and a car in front of me. So I pulled in the clutch, revved the engine, and laid into the bastard's driver's door. He stopped real fast :lol:

I think I scared him, hope I gave the asshole a heart attack. I pulled up behind my line, and he stopped about two car lengths back. He wasn't sure what to do- I could see him open his door halfway and hesitate. I turned around and gave him a "WTF?!" look and he decided to stay in his car till I pulled away. I saw him get out and look at his door in my mirrors. Also noticed his tore up front bumper missing a big chunk on one corner.

Probably best for him that he stayed in his car, because the way my heart was pumping, I would have kicked the shit out of HIM too.

Boots?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kw_6C3Wxzi...oots+Movie.jpg

I general don't kick idiots that have the ability to crush me with a simple foot press.

good on ya, if it was me I woulda kicked yer arse LOL

:zowned: like a mofo

Yeah, I don't think I would enjoy seeing angry Tommy....

Haha

Yes. AND?


He was already trying. Didn't have many options. I was supposed to rear-end the car in front of me, or get rear-ended by the car behind? Or get pushed over the curb and onto the trolley tracks?


HAHA No angry Tommys here. Just your average cager loser in southwest. I just gave him a wake-up call to pull his head outta his ass.

I'm not hating, I would have been happy if you also lit his car on fire as well.

I was in the right lane and a dude in car was in the middle lane. I was even with his engine compartment so I was in his peripheral vision. The fucker started switching into my lane and NEVER looked. I stuck my left fist out and waved my fingers up and down (wave off) and he actually understood.

It's AMAZING how many people don't use their peripheral vision. Do eye docs even check that these days?

I was just wondering what boots and whether they absorbed the impact without scuffing or other nastiness.

So he changed lanes to gain 3 car lengths?

Eh...happens. The guy just didn't see you. What I hate is when they purposesly cut you off, but I've gotton real good at owning them because in CA you can basically go where ever you want on a bike. lol

Sidi Typhoons. I didn't feel anything serious, and to be honest I haven't looked for scuffs LOL. They're my do-everything boots- including hiking to waterfalls :rockwoot:

thats how things are in NYC. I have seen people do some ridiculous stuff just to gain a car length or 2 and think to myself was that realy worth it had htey caused an accident.

I like the idiots who know they need to be in your lane to make their turn, but instead of staying in it, they pull up alongside you to try and beat you when the light turns green, even though their turn is only 100 yards ahead.

See that a lot too, and its more fun on the bike since we can out accelerate most cars out there anyway. Sometimes I iwll mess with them and other times I iwll jus tlet them go and let them think they won and keep them from wanting to run me off the road.

I usually don't have problems that a judicious application of throttle won't solve.

This is the first time I had NOWHERE to go.

The nice thing is, in most of south philly, they're painting in bike lanes. Yeah, yeah they're supposed to be for pedal poopers, but whatever. Unfortunately, you get ass-clowns that double park in the bike lane and median and hog half the remaining lane. So instead of parking, bike lane, and one or two lanes, you get parking, asshole, and half or one-and-a-half lanes.
:wtfru:

People that park in bike lanes need their car destroyed

Does this mean that motorcycle thieves deserve to die too :lol:

I'm fine with that

Me too.

Awesome thread cross

I was hoping you caught it ;)

Me of all people :lol:

I figured you would appreciate it more than the others :lol:

The irony here is Phenix is nicer than just about anyone I know. :lol: He just looks scary being as big as he is and more so Im sure when wearing MC gear. I think he's even got inches on you Tommy.

And no, last time I had an eye exam, about 9 months ago, they did not check for peripheral vision, nor has it even been checked on a drivers license test/renewal.

Glad you were ok hun!

Dont know about that I def got the pounds on him if nothing else :)

youre not going ot cast me aside for him to be your leaning post now are you.

No, you def have more "heft" than Phenix. He's as reedy as my hubby. Your position is safe.

But I must warn you, if Pizdets ever shows back up, you may have to fight for it. That dude was the biggest man I have ever seen. EVER. He walked in the door at indy and literally filled the WHOLE door in the hotel room. For some reason with a name like Pizdets, I was expecting something else. Not bigfoot come to life.

Dont forget I am trips enforcer, I iwll have him banned if he tries to come back :lol:

I remember the screen name but dont know anything about him.

Seemed like a cool cat... wonder what happened to him...

He is, worked for the airlines for awhile and was globe trotting, now he's on with the railroad, last we chatted he was going to school for it a few months ago, not sure if he's a conductor now or what.

Respect. You must take it! WTG

:lol: You were expecting what, somebody with a flip-top head?

You and Trip and Ebbs are really making me jealous with all these riding pics. I'd be lucky to hold down next-to-last in a mileage contest this last year.

Well, I'd bet they would have seen you coming. Do cars pull out of your way? *Que Tommy parting the red sea on I-95*

Haha, Pamplona (sp?) is coming up... If this Pizdets is as big as I hear, I'd bet he runs the bulls... Backward!

Why do I picture the baby Ahnold yelling "GET TO THA CHOPPAH!!"?
:lol