I need the opinions of the TWFix femmes on this scooter
 

I don't know why but I am really pulled toward this scooter. I know that it's not exactly the most masculine thing on the road but the shape and the Dragon Red color...oooh lala!!! I really like it (who wouldn't like a Vespa?) My question is that would chicks drop their drawers for me or are they going to think that I'm gay?

My plan for picking up chicks with the Aprilia SR50 isn't panning out too well. More dudes dig it than chicks because it looks like a Mille.

http://www.motorpasion.com/archivos/...spa_250gts.jpg

Hunny, why are you trying to pick up chicks anyway? If they arent coming after you or beating down your door, they arent the ones you want...

In any case, its cute. I'd rawk it. Sometimes. If i felt really girly or needed a track toy.

If I was a regular chick on the street, shoot even knowing better, I would giggle and figure you for a flamer.

If you get it to have fun, more power to ya, but for picking up chicks, ride your actual motorcycle...

scooters = cute, gas savers, gay men and dorky guys
Motorcycles = sexy beast and man in control (within reason)

Just my opinion tho...

If yuor trying to pull chicks with that bike...Your going to have to ride it with your balls out!

unless you have an ENORMOUS penis, chicks will never flock to you with that thing. come on out and show your real self.

ANY 2 wheeled aprilia is sexy as hell! regardless whether it is a scooter or not. you must be trying to pick up the bubble-headed chicks or something. the right girl is one that knows what an aprilia is. i'd warm the back seat of your SR50 anytime...:dthumb:

my door doesnt ever get a knock, thanks :P

:iagree: that or you've gotten a DWI/DUI. Are you going to buy a custom made leather suit to wear with this one too?:whistle:

Me too except for heiffers !!! It's been like the last round up around here lately! You'd think I had alfalfa hanging from my back pocket....

Summed it up perfectly.

The only time I've seen guys on scooters like that and DIDN'T peg them for gay is out at the beach, when they're clad only in boardshorts and sunglasses (Scooter Squids :lol: ).

when i used to go to ft lauderdale with my buddies we used to pick up chicks all the time on scooters we rented. its not what you ride but you the individual who gets chicks attention. picking up chicks is easy peasy....

scooter squids at the beach are hilarious

i dont always assume they're gay when i see em seperatly, just dumb. cuz ususally for the price of a brand new vespa, they coulda got a nice used motorcycle.

im lookin 4 a pocketbike so i can drag knee in the parking lot, and a scooter for the track. wont be a vespa though.

leather suit on a vespa would be hilarious as well

That's what I was thinking.

It isn't the wheels that make the man :wink:

Forget the scooter. There are plenty of young ladies already on scooters in my neighborhood.

But I can't believe how many young women want to ride a motorcycle. I'm in a store in my leathers and a lady asks if I'm on a motorcycle. I say yes and ask her if she rides. She says no, but her brother/father/uncle rides or rode. Being happily married, I tell her about the beginner classes in the area that supply helmets and a bike to learn on. This happens often. And these women are half my age or younger, and I'm way past being a young stud anymore.

If I were single, I would say I have a spare helmet on the bike if she would like to go for a ride when she gets off work. This shows how caring and safety-minded I am. Then I would dash home and actually get another helmet.

hahahaha

If $100 bills flow out the exhaust every time you rev it, you're in luck. Now I have to clown on you because you're trying to buy a scooter to pull chicks. Desperate much? Just buy a hooker and be done with it.

I was thinking a gym membership... I mean really I don't know you but from what I know of all the cool shit you have and the money you must make to afford it....well I'd think pussy would be the least of your problems!

Well, to tell you guys and gals the truth, I kinda like that red Vespa. But I can't justify buying it unless I have a damn good reason. It sure as hell isn't the performance (my SR50 Factory outcorner most stock scooters), and it's tough trying to "man up" to ride a red Vespa, so I figure maybe chicks'll dig it or something and use that as an excuse.:idk:

Here's your excuse...

:bigrofl:

:ty::ty: I'll be here all week....

I saw a guy on a red Vespa. He was in his late 40s to mid 50s and was about 300lbs. He had a big grey beard and tattoos down his arm. He was wearing a Sturgis T-shirt and had a dome helmet with the "Bitch Fell Off" stickers all over it. He pulled into a big trailer park. 5 minutes later he leaves on his Harley Bagger.

That right there was a very secure man.

Here in Atlanta scooters are very common and not laughed at. And hell I want one too.

Fixed

Secure, but still gay

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/a...dt20scoots.jpg

At least you're not on the pink one.....

I'm not on either one.

That guy used to come into my (former) work all the time. Acted like he had money (even though he didn't) and wanted to be a high roller, buying anything his woman wanted.

Oh wow,I almost made a comment 'cause I thought that the girl was CB!! WHEW!!!

theres nothing wrong with a scooter it's more comfy than a 50 or any other pitbike. Most people at our track back home use these or atv's nway goosd luck folk shii i'm gone get me one one of these days. not a vespa jus some no name bs or maybe one of those big golf carts to beat around with.

fuckin badass

Lol, Now thats funny shit! Keep your head up dude! We all hit dry spells from time to time and need the easy baggers to get back on track.

Whoa!

Leave it up to the japs to take something gay like a scooter and make it badass.

Those lean angles are freaking sick.

Nobody else want to bang that chick on the pink scooter? WTF... I'm all over it!

No offense to Comonboys in anyway, but Gas, You'd bang anything with 2 tits, a hole, and a heartbeat.

This may be true... "A dog onna dog" That is I.

Arent we all? :lol:

LOL! Hey,I also made the same mistake and thought that was Commonboys!!! Apparently,it's some douche and his chick.

BTW *woof* *woof* *woof* !!!!!

Yeah I see that now.. I shouldn't have held back comment.. :whistle: That chick has got quite the overbite. :vs:

In the yuppie part of Dallas you would pull the chicks, these vespas are very popular in that circle.

Thats what I like about him. He's a straight shooter.

They say that developes from sucking on things....:wink: