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Originally Posted by defector
Lap dances.
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You got one customer right here
I've never liked it when places offered some kind of gift, especially somewhere like a bank or CU. You are talking dealing with tons of money and I don't feel like being persuaded by a toaster or even an Ipod. I don't know too much about finance but I'm sure you could probably give away a free Ducati with a home purchase and still manage to put the screws to them and make a good profit. But people are idiots.
You could also do something like "open an account and we'll give $200 to the charity of your choice". Sounds like you care but I'm not so sure how much peopel would give a shit.
SE Michigan. Isn't that Detoit? Maybe offer a free 1 way ticket to anywhere if you open an account.