Cop pulls you over.
"What are you an asshole? Do you know how fast you were going around that corner?"
Well officer, I am not equipped with a state calibrated speedometer so I can make no comment on my speed, so I must rely on your assessment.
"You took that corner too fast!!"
What speed was I travelling? Did I exceed the posted speed limit?
"No"
What is the exact lawful speed that I must travel through this corner?
"....(reaches for Taser) you were reckless"
Reckless means foolhardy, marked by defiant disregard for danger or consequences. At no point during the turn was I out of control nor was I at any point negligent in observing the conditions to ensure that no one, including myself was in danger.
12 tickets, 5 hours later in the jail cell.....
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Originally Posted by Dave
feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
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