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Originally Posted by derf
True story: A few years ago, I was in court fighting a ticket, the lady in front of me used the "feminine issues" defense as to why she was speeding, and the judge bought it!
The judge also dropped my speeding ticket to a no point ticket so he might have been in a good mood.
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Maybe he thought you were having "feminine issues" too 
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