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02-02-2009, 10:11 PM
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Canyon Carver
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Pensacola, FL
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My cats must die
So here I sit at Honolulu International waiting for 6 hours for the next available flight. Apparently my 2 cats can't handle the 29F weather in Atlanta during our 45 min layover so we missed our flightb
 My 4 y/o son, wife and I are now waiting in the USO like some stranded refugees. ..and this day is just starting. 
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02-02-2009, 10:51 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Anaheim, CA
Moto: 2009 Kawi ZX6R
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Did your cats call you up and tell you??
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02-02-2009, 10:54 PM
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Ride Naked.
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Flat and Straight ND
Moto: 08 BUELL 1125R, 05 SV650S
Posts: 7,916
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that's because they are cats. and being they are cats, they inherently suck, cause all cats suck. their sole purpose in life is to do everything in their power to make your life a living hell while attempting to look cute and cuddly.
My suggestion, throw them out at 30,000 ft without a chute, or even a kennel.
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02-02-2009, 10:56 PM
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I give Squids a bad name
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Fly Over State
Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd)
Posts: 4,742
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I prefer tossing them at road signs. Gotta have the right hook throw to nail it right.
Best solution. Buy a dog that weighs atleast 30lbs. They never complain. Loose a leg? Big deal, life goes on in their eyes. Little dogs are the suck.
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02-02-2009, 11:07 PM
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too much time on my hands
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: the northern district of god damn
Moto: 01 ZX6R, looking for more now.
Posts: 1,802
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I've got a wolf, and will NEVER have cats, they dont even make good squeeky toys for my wolf. they're wicked little annoying creatures from hell.. cats are a gift from satan. |
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02-03-2009, 09:05 AM
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Nomadic Tribesman
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Brampton, Canada
Moto: '09 ER-6n
Posts: 11,150
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You really need to let AMJ ghost-write your cat rants for you.
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02-03-2009, 11:42 AM
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I give Squids a bad name
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Fly Over State
Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd)
Posts: 4,742
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  Only cool cats to own are predator cats that are illegal to own. Lions, Tigers, Cheetahs, Lynx, coungers, bobcats etc would be cool to own. Now if there was a 2 year lease programs on cats that'd be cool. After two years cats become lazy do nothings who sleep and eat all day. Basically they become Democrats.
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02-03-2009, 10:19 AM
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Chaotic Neutral
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Cherry Hill NJ
Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt
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02-03-2009, 10:43 AM
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Wanting to Go Back!!!!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: North Louisiana
Moto: A Twin
Posts: 4,067
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My padawans kitteh (as they call him) is on the verge of becoming a new appetizer....Meat of Their Dead Cat  As a matter of fact, that little fucker's the reason I'm awake now after only a couple of hours of sleep. Meow my motherfucking ass....
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02-03-2009, 11:07 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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 thats what I call my guys. Prolly got it from lolcats.Tom |
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