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05-05-2009, 11:24 AM
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put it THIS way
Join Date: Nov 2008
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help with tranny
NO NOT TRANSMISSION, REAL FUCKIN TRANSSEXUAL!!!!
yesterday im punching out and a coworker says 'hey man i think there is a woman in the men's room. i saw high heels in the stall' he is all laughing and shit. so i made a pit-stop on my way out. one stall is closed. two MASSIVE black shaved calves with a 3' spread descend from the bottom of the door. they are neatly packed into what looks like boat shoes / loafers from the front. It makes no sound like a stealthy hippopotamus ninja as i piss and listen. perhaps it was frightened by me or the loud and short statured janitor that walked in right after... as i walk over to the sink to wash off pig-flu, i see the back of the shoes had 5" long heels, about 2" thick. presumably, the thickness is to support the massive tonnage above. at this point i am thinking to myself, ok a few possible options here: 1) beast had the shit cramps so bad that she did not care what bathroom she went into and dropped bombs over baghdad. when you gotta go, you gotta go. 2)beast would have been scared of ridicule by her female coworkers for the unearthly horrors she would soon unleash upon the land, with the woman's room being ground zero. so the men would bare the brunt of her attack. woman and children first. 3)there are some handicapped people working here. perhaps beast is blind / near blind and just started working here. which would explain not knowing the location of the correct bathroom, not seeing the markings on the bathroom door, and of course not seeing the 4 urinals on the wall, on the treck towards the final resting place. 4) and least likely. beast is pre-op. i leave work. i return to work to confirm with original coworker of my findings. he assures me, "oh yea man, its a tranny! pre-op! it works night shifts". 
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05-05-2009, 11:28 AM
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Post whorette
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Location: South Florida
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 Oh how lovely
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I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. --Ron Burgundy-- Anchorman |
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05-05-2009, 11:42 AM
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What are you asking for?
Pick up lines? Dinner locations? Florist recommendations? What do you need help with? 
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05-05-2009, 11:43 AM
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Now sans Quattro!
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I think he wants heel recommendations
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05-05-2009, 11:45 AM
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Post whorette
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ask "it" where they bought their shoes
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05-05-2009, 11:52 AM
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put it THIS way
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05-05-2009, 12:02 PM
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Last edited by shmike; 05-05-2009 at 12:06 PM.. |
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05-05-2009, 12:26 PM
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put it THIS way
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i cant wait for that word to not be popular
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