Tiger returns to golf!

Apoc · 04-08-2010, 12:25 AM

Tomorrow at 1:42pm Eastern for the Masters, the most unique tournament in sports!

Should be pretty interesting to see how he does. He is the undisputed king of Augusta National, but he hasn't played in a while. He's still expected to win though.

He had an interesting press conference monday, took a lot of questions. Fans loved him at the practice rounds. Interesting to see how they react tomorrow.

101lifts2 · 04-08-2010, 12:26 AM

Think he's gonna cheat? lol

Apoc · 04-08-2010, 12:30 AM

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Think he's gonna cheat? lol

In all honesty, I dont think that he's going to be able to cheat anymore, he's going to be watched too closely by his handlers, and there will be lots of them. Consider it a 'support group'.

101lifts2 · 04-08-2010, 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Apoc

In all honesty, I dont think that he's going to be able to cheat anymore, he's going to be watched too closely by his handlers, and there will be lots of them. Consider it a 'support group'.

I was talking about the golf game.

derf · 04-08-2010, 06:08 AM

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In all honesty, I dont think that he's going to be able to cheat anymore, he's going to be watched too closely by his handlers, and there will be lots of them. Consider it a 'support group'.

That is a load of BS. He pays people to maintain his image, not to tell him what he can or cant do. If he wants to go out and get his dick wet, his handlers are going to make sure she doesnt have a camera and that all the texts are deleted off both his and hers phones before the end of the night.

Apoc · 04-08-2010, 11:03 AM

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That is a load of BS. He pays people to maintain his image, not to tell him what he can or cant do. If he wants to go out and get his dick wet, his handlers are going to make sure she doesnt have a camera and that all the texts are deleted off both his and hers phones before the end of the night.

Thats where your wrong. Nike pays Tiger, and owns Tiger. They will be making sure he doesnt 'embarrass' them anymore than he already has.

Nike didnt drop him, but I guarantee there was stipulations.

BobTheBiker · 04-08-2010, 12:42 AM

and meanwhile, in the real world, where important shit happens, nobody gives a fuck about tiger and his homoness.

Apoc · 04-08-2010, 01:05 AM

Dude, hundreds of millions give a fuck. He is a worldwide phenomenon. The only comparison to his fame would be the likes of the beatles. You may not care, but he's still the greatest golfer in the world, and its most famous athlete ever..

Switch · 04-08-2010, 01:04 AM

Zing

Switch · 04-08-2010, 01:08 AM

I think Michael Jordan was better.

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Apoc For Science. You Monster. Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Canada Moto: '08 HD FLSTSB Posts: 3,546	Dude, hundreds of millions give a fuck. He is a worldwide phenomenon. The only comparison to his fame would be the likes of the beatles. You may not care, but he's still the greatest golfer in the world, and its most famous athlete ever.. __________________ Android OS causes gay. Dont let your child use Android (unless she's a hot female). And dont let your babies grow up to be cowboys, either.

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BobTheBiker too much time on my hands Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: the northern district of god damn Moto: 01 ZX6R, looking for more now. Posts: 1,802	and meanwhile, in the real world, where important shit happens, nobody gives a fuck about tiger and his homoness.