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Old 01-28-2009, 11:05 AM   #1
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Default nigerian lottery has gone muslim

Got a spam e-mail yesterday and as a goof I replied saying I wanted to use the money as collateral for a loan. heres the response I got.

Assalam,

Thank you for your willingness to help.
I got your email address through a search on the internet.
My proposition is true and I am very serious about it , the most
important thing is for us to build a very good trust among each other, I feel it is the most important thing before moving the money to you i know
Allah will see us through.
I am 51 years old married with 3 children 2 boys and 1 girl.
The amount involved is 5 Million US Dollars this money is not from any kind of bad source it is the proceeds from my inherited properties my father died before the war and i am from the famous Alahdin royal family, I wanted to move before the war butunfortunately things went bad i moved the money ahead of time through diplomatic baggages to Dubai , now i am stock in Iraq .I am a trained Petroleum engineer .
I will attached a copy of my national passport to you as soon as you reconfirm the following:

name
age:
occupation
address:
Phone :

As soon as you do this i will provide you with the details on how you
are going to collect the box.
May allah bless you.

wasalam,
Alahdin.M Abdullah


I figure i will make up a name and addy and tell him I am an aspiring pro road racer or something. Or if anyone has any ideas lets have fun with him.

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Old 01-28-2009, 12:20 PM   #2
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Tell him you're a pig farmer in Arkansas and ask for pictures of his wife.
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Old 01-28-2009, 12:22 PM   #3
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If you really want to offend his sensibilities, you can tell him you are an aspiring 'adult' actor looking to finance your first sexy film.
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Old 01-28-2009, 12:25 PM   #4
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Damn thats a good idea I will add that in my next respone

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Old 01-28-2009, 12:24 PM   #5
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look here for ideas
www.419eater.com
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tell them that to confirm he is a real person you need a picture of him eating a porkchop under a star of david
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I dont get enough of these to play with. Can I have his email address?
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Shoot me an e-mail I can forward it to ya.

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Old 01-28-2009, 12:55 PM   #9
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those are awesome. I'd send him nude pictures of random women, and ask for some of his wife just for the hell of it.
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those are awesome. I'd send him nude pictures of random women, and ask for some of his wife just for the hell of it.
hes 51 so i want to see his daughters

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