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Old 11-23-2010, 09:12 AM   #1
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Old 11-23-2010, 09:17 AM   #2
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Ok so the ex husband is driving with her to go meet her BF and shes shaving her cooter. Now I have heard it all
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Old 11-23-2010, 09:17 AM   #3
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Troopers told the reporter that 37-year-old Megan Mariah Barnes was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be properly groomed for the visit.
So during the drive, she decided to shave.
Her ex-husband, who was in the passenger's seat, took the wheel while she focused on other areas, according to the report.


WTF?

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Old 11-23-2010, 09:18 AM   #4
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Good to see we both picked up on that LOL
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Old 11-24-2010, 08:54 AM   #5
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Good to see we both picked up on that LOL
Aw now SOME people can get divorced and still remain civilized...some even stay/become friends.

What really bothers me about this type of story is, who tells the cops this crap? If my GF was blowing me and I got into an accident, I sure wouldn't tell the police that when they arrived. Yeesh! I mean they drove down the road and switched drivers, made up a lie about that but couldn't manage to leave out the vaginal maintenance?
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Old 11-24-2010, 09:00 AM   #6
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Aw now SOME people can get divorced and still remain civilized...some even stay/become friends.

What really bothers me about this type of story is, who tells the cops this crap? If my GF was blowing me and I got into an accident, I sure wouldn't tell the police that when they arrived. Yeesh! I mean they drove down the road and switched drivers, made up a lie about that but couldn't manage to leave out the vaginal maintenance?
So how would you explain the huge chunk of your penis that suddenly went missing

I know some remain civil/friends afterwards, but to be driving the EX to her new BF's place and shes grooming while on the road is a whole new level of weirdness
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Old 11-23-2010, 10:16 AM   #7
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What!??!??
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Old 11-23-2010, 10:22 AM   #8
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having lived down there, this is not that shocking honestly...
we call it Key Weird for a reason...
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Old 11-23-2010, 10:36 AM   #9
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Dayum that's a gross mental picture...she's hurting in the looks dept. Glad there were no motorcycles or pedestrians in front of the dumazz.
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Old 11-23-2010, 11:54 PM   #10
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WTF why didn't she just have him drive?
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