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03-18-2011, 08:10 PM | #1 |
restorer of the original
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Location: Zionsville,PA
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(co-worker) So who rides the Vespa?
The new machinist Karl pointed out to the parking lot and asked "Who rides the Vespa?" ( it's actually a Yahama Zuma )
I said it's the truck driver Gary's scooter. Karl: No F***ing way HTF does it haul his fat ass around? ( Gary weighs an easy 270 lbs, I feel sorry for his 50cc scooter ) I've been laughing all day thinking about this. |
03-19-2011, 01:05 AM | #2 |
Kneedragger
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Location: Houston
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pics of said dude riding the scoot or ban!
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03-19-2011, 12:24 PM | #3 |
restorer of the original
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03-19-2011, 12:37 PM | #4 | |
AMA Supersport
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Location: Odessa, TX
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03-19-2011, 12:56 PM | #5 |
Let's do another U-turn
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Location: Indiana
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If a guy around here is riding a scooter, there's a high possibility he's lost his license because of a DUI.
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03-19-2011, 04:15 PM | #6 |
For Science. You Monster.
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Canada
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Here, if you get a dui, you cant drive any motorized vehicle, period. ATV, dirtbike, scooter or otherwise.
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03-19-2011, 04:32 PM | #7 |
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There's a dude around here that rides a lawn mower around for that reason...
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03-19-2011, 10:04 AM | #8 |
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