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Old 03-23-2011, 06:48 PM   #1
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Before we go forward with this sale I want to tell you that I`m here in Albany, NY (the bike is here with me). The reason I'm selling this bike way below market value, is because I would like to help ease the burden of my sisters medical expenses, which she has acquired do to a serious illness. That is why I am forced to sell it as soon as possible and for that price. the thing is i`m very busy and i don`t have time to stay and meet with all my potential buyers, that is why i gave to a shipping company that will ship it to the next owner (on my cost as the distance is not great).
I will make the deal only to eBay. I am a member of the eBay buyer protection program and using this service you will get a 5 days testing period after delivery. During that 5 days testing period I will not be getting any money. I need to know if you are interested in buying it so I can ask eBay to send you the details on how this works. If interested please include in your next email your contact info for eBay (full name, full address an phone number) so we can get things started. Let me know as soon as you can.

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Old 03-23-2011, 06:52 PM   #2
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Ask them how the weather is in Nigeria.
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Old 03-23-2011, 06:53 PM   #3
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Ask him if they opened the beaches in albany yet? Its almost time to go surfing
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Old 03-24-2011, 10:15 AM   #4
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Old 03-24-2011, 08:19 AM   #5
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Ask them how the weather is in Nigeria.
Why don't you contact him and let him know you're in the area, and can take a look at it in person?
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Old 03-24-2011, 09:44 AM   #6
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Why don't you contact him and let him know you're in the area, and can take a look at it in person?
if I get time I may
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Old 03-24-2011, 09:58 AM   #7
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I have a guitar for sale on CL, had a guy send me an email and say I want the guitar, please send me your address and when you are home so I can come to meet you.

maybe it's just me but I took that to mean "when are you not home so I can steal it"

I wrote him back that I would meet him half way whenever he was available. no response after that. hmm.
had a guy come to get a car that I had. unfortnately didn't run so he had to come to the house. he didn't bring the wrecker he said he was bringing but did bring a friend. funny only thing he kept asking was "is your dog friendly"? and when do you get home from work.

I put his mind at ease, I told the dog was very friendly....to me. she played along very well by going in her outdoor kennel and all but eating the fencing to get out and "play with him"
then I told him when I'm not home my 20 year old son is. funny he never came back to get the car.
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Old 03-24-2011, 10:24 AM   #8
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I have a guitar for sale on CL, had a guy send me an email and say I want the guitar, please send me your address and when you are home so I can come to meet you.

maybe it's just me but I took that to mean "when are you not home so I can steal it"

I wrote him back that I would meet him half way whenever he was available. no response after that. hmm.
had a guy come to get a car that I had. unfortnately didn't run so he had to come to the house. he didn't bring the wrecker he said he was bringing but did bring a friend. funny only thing he kept asking was "is your dog friendly"? and when do you get home from work.

I put his mind at ease, I told the dog was very friendly....to me. she played along very well by going in her outdoor kennel and all but eating the fencing to get out and "play with him"
then I told him when I'm not home my 20 year old son is. funny he never came back to get the car.
And people look at me like I'm crazy when I start stashing holdout pistols around the house for cl deals
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