I Hate My Life

LeeNetworX · 06-17-2010, 09:01 AM

So my girlfriend dumps me for this Ken doll look-alike because he skis better than me. That's bad enough but my life sucks in so many other ways. My car is broken down and hasn't run in years - it's sitting in the garage under a tarp. My mother is a God-awful cook. My dad seems absolutely disinterested in me. My brother is a socially-akward nerd who reads all sorts of crazy books and spends hours on end in his room doing God knows what. I swear I heard the sounds of power tools being used coming from his room; I think he may be building a bomb or something.

My best friend is a drugged-out loser who doesn't seem to care much about my well being. I get harassed by kids in school all the time; especially these two Asian guys. I work at the local burger joint but I can't stand it. Sometimes, I catch myself playing with the food out of sheer boredom. I hate my life. And now, the big school dance is coming up and since my girlfriend dumped me I don't know what to do. Maybe I should just ask that French foriegn exchange student to the dance...she's kind of cute. Nah, I think she's dating that fat kid she's living with.

Fuck, I hate my life. Maybe I'll become a professional hitman and ditch this shithole town.

Bluestreak · 06-17-2010, 09:16 AM

LeeNetworX · 06-17-2010, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Bluestreak

Paul will understand. I know he will.

tommymac · 06-17-2010, 09:25 AM

is your name lane myer

i want my 2 dollars

LeeNetworX · 06-17-2010, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by tommymac

is your name lane myer

i want my 2 dollars

tommymac · 06-17-2010, 09:50 AM

One of the best movies EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pauldun170 · 06-17-2010, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

Paul will understand. I know he will.

Pissed I couldn't be the first to reply.

Mr Lefty · 06-17-2010, 09:18 AM

Nothing like the opportunity for travel like being a hitman!

azoomm · 06-17-2010, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by eBBs15

Nothing like the opportunity for travel like being a hitman!

I agree. This movie is moar better.

AquaPython · 06-17-2010, 10:22 AM

possibly the best 80's movie ever made!

franch toast!

06-17-2010, 09:01 AM	#1
LeeNetworX SFL Expatriate #1 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: ATL Burbs Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple Posts: 4,712	I Hate My Life So my girlfriend dumps me for this Ken doll look-alike because he skis better than me. That's bad enough but my life sucks in so many other ways. My car is broken down and hasn't run in years - it's sitting in the garage under a tarp. My mother is a God-awful cook. My dad seems absolutely disinterested in me. My brother is a socially-akward nerd who reads all sorts of crazy books and spends hours on end in his room doing God knows what. I swear I heard the sounds of power tools being used coming from his room; I think he may be building a bomb or something. My best friend is a drugged-out loser who doesn't seem to care much about my well being. I get harassed by kids in school all the time; especially these two Asian guys. I work at the local burger joint but I can't stand it. Sometimes, I catch myself playing with the food out of sheer boredom. I hate my life. And now, the big school dance is coming up and since my girlfriend dumped me I don't know what to do. Maybe I should just ask that French foriegn exchange student to the dance...she's kind of cute. Nah, I think she's dating that fat kid she's living with. Fuck, I hate my life. Maybe I'll become a professional hitman and ditch this shithole town.

06-17-2010, 09:16 AM	#2
Bluestreak What? Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Lancaster, PA Moto: Dirt Posts: 578	__________________ Lean till you see sparks. If they are coming from your pegs you are doing good. If they are coming from you tank, you've just gained wisdom... Wisdom usually hurts.

06-17-2010, 09:25 AM	#4
tommymac Moto GP Star Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,022	is your name lane myer i want my 2 dollars

06-17-2010, 09:50 AM	#6
tommymac Moto GP Star Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,022	One of the best movies EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

06-17-2010, 09:18 AM	#8
Mr Lefty TWFix Legend Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Denver CO Moto: 01 BMW F650GS Dakar Posts: 15,677	Nothing like the opportunity for travel like being a hitman!