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12-23-2009, 11:51 AM | #1 | |
Hold mah beer!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven
Moto: 08 R1200GS
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Happy Festivus!
Since we can't put up the pole or do feats of strength, we shall have the airing of greivences!
Let it begin! Ebbs, you were an even bigger cocksucker than usual this year.
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12-23-2009, 11:54 AM | #2 |
Issukangitok
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Biloxi, MS
Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T
Posts: 2,225
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Greivances, huh? I have a few.
Trip, that circle is fucking impossible. Does anyone ever get in? Sixxer, your bike...the color, it's just not blue enough. Not like Phoenix's, his blue really pops. Chi, no modeling pics of the new real estate? Fail.
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12-23-2009, 12:24 PM | #3 |
What?
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Lancaster, PA
Moto: Dirt
Posts: 578
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Screw Christmas!
I've had enough of running around on Christmas Eve and Christmas day to last me a life time. One year I just want to get up, watch my two kids open gifts then go back to bed! Is that just too much to ask for? That or we just need to relocate about 1,000 miles away from any family members.
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12-23-2009, 12:27 PM | #4 |
Issukangitok
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Biloxi, MS
Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T
Posts: 2,225
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Yeah, I tried that. Here I am in North Dakota
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12-23-2009, 12:50 PM | #5 |
sergeant hatred
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Ottawa
Moto: The bus
Posts: 2,723
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Anyone living in an area that they are still able to ride, and they post about it, can lick my balls until they wear the hair off and they become bald.
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12-24-2009, 05:55 PM | #6 | |
Canyon Carver
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: FLooRi.D.A.
Moto: gsx-r750
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I live in an area where I can still ride, and if it doesn't rain tomorrow I could go for a Festivus Morning Ride, take the Gopro, and put the video up on youtube just for you. But I think I'll stay home and paint instead. I'll send you some Nair for your balls. |
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12-24-2009, 02:11 PM | #7 |
Ride Naked.
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Flat and Straight ND
Moto: 08 BUELL 1125R, 05 SV650S
Posts: 7,916
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Really?
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12-24-2009, 02:12 PM | #8 |
Issukangitok
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Biloxi, MS
Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T
Posts: 2,225
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Ummm, I guess so...sorry you have to come back here after your deployment, dude. It's snowing, if that makes you feel better.
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12-23-2009, 07:40 PM | #9 | |
Like Gixxxxer But Not
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Dirty Jersey
Moto: 2008 ZX6R
Posts: 4,891
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lmao!!!!
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12-23-2009, 08:43 PM | #10 |
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
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