9 words women use :

VatorMan · 03-10-2008, 12:32 PM

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever"). < /FONT>

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*cK YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.

marko138 · 03-10-2008, 12:32 PM

neebelung · 03-10-2008, 12:34 PM

Trip · 03-10-2008, 12:34 PM

That's actually 19 words.

still funny though

ZukLady · 03-10-2008, 12:36 PM

All of those are 100% correct!

azoomm · 03-10-2008, 12:38 PM

Whatever....

VatorMan · 03-10-2008, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neebelung

I was waiting for a "whatever".

neebelung · 03-10-2008, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VatorMan

I was waiting for a "whatever".

Nah, I'm not prone to using that one.... admittedly, however, I'm guilty of the occiasional heavy sigh.

Rider · 03-10-2008, 12:47 PM

More accurate than you will will ever know.

vabarber2 · 03-10-2008, 09:19 PM

You hit the nail on the head!!

03-10-2008, 12:32 PM	#1
VatorMan Wrap Yo Ass in Fiberglass Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: Feet Posts: 1,605	9 words women use : 9 WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever"). < /FONT> (8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*cK YOU! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.

03-10-2008, 12:38 PM	#6
azoomm moderator chick Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Hill Country TX Moto: Pasta Rockets Posts: 8,917	Whatever.... __________________ We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"? Come Play at the Track!! http://www.elitetrackdays.com

03-10-2008, 12:34 PM	#3
neebelung Ornery, scandalous & evil Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Jacksonville, FL Moto: 2004 Scarlet R1 Posts: 5,962

03-10-2008, 12:36 PM	#5
ZukLady Squid Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: 04 Ninja 636 Posts: 113	All of those are 100% correct!

03-10-2008, 12:47 PM	#9
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	More accurate than you will will ever know.

03-10-2008, 09:19 PM	#10
vabarber2 ICON FTW!!! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: VA, but currently in the sand Moto: 00GSXR6 Posts: 1,380	You hit the nail on the head!!