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Old 05-05-2009, 12:45 AM   #1
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Tonight, I learned becoming a meathead has it's consequences. I had to pull the leg and shoulder armor out of my suit in order to get into it. Plus my under armor barely fits. Kell had to help me into and out of the suit and under armor. She somehow put me into a full nelson with my shirt.

Now I'm tired and covered in sweat.

Time to call Vanson and see is they can put some expansion panels into the suit.
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Old 05-05-2009, 12:49 AM   #2
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Call Syed.

Mr. Syed worked for Vanson years back before going out on his own. They'll probably end up sending your suit to him anyway.
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Old 05-05-2009, 12:53 AM   #3
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Old 05-05-2009, 12:56 AM   #4
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get some lube or crisco
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Old 05-05-2009, 01:00 AM   #5
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vaseline. or lose some weight.
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Old 05-05-2009, 01:12 AM   #6
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Its not fat, its all muscle.

It was funny though
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Old 05-05-2009, 09:42 AM   #7
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Tonight, I learned becoming a meathead has it's consequences. I had to pull the leg and shoulder armor out of my suit in order to get into it. Plus my under armor barely fits. Kell had to help me into and out of the suit and under armor. She somehow put me into a full nelson with my shirt.

Now I'm tired and covered in sweat.

Time to call Vanson and see is they can put some expansion panels into the suit.

Kell is feeding you well...you rolling along in a Caddy...Life is Good!
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Old 05-05-2009, 10:10 AM   #8
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Kell is feeding you well...you rolling along in a Caddy...Life is Good!

Is that all it takes for a good life, some food and a decent car?
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Old 05-05-2009, 10:13 AM   #9
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Yes.
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