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Old 02-02-2010, 04:05 PM   #1
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Saw Hokie's status on FB so I decided to look up my name on urban dictionary.

No word of a lie this is what came up...

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1. kelly
the coolest person you will ever meet. may be irish or canadian but who the fuck cares cause canadians are pretty fucking sweet
Person 1:yo its kelly, she's awesome brah.
Person 2: yeah i know man. she's from canada!
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2. Kelly
The most wonderful girl I will ever meet, she's pretty, smart, kind, funny....I could go on forever! I love her and she doesn't even know it...Definately the coolest person in the world.
"See her? That's Kelly she's the coolest person ever!"
How cool is that? Which one of you is in love with me?

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Old 02-02-2010, 04:14 PM   #2
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You sell mugs and t-shrts?
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Old 02-02-2010, 04:21 PM   #3
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You sell mugs and t-shrts?
ya. My handbra t-shirt is paying off my student loans!
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Old 02-02-2010, 04:16 PM   #4
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Love Urban Dictionary...but never looked up my name. Not sure the point.
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Old 02-02-2010, 04:19 PM   #5
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It's blocked here at work for good reason.
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Old 02-02-2010, 04:22 PM   #6
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It's blocked here at work for good reason.
I still can't figure out why PB is blocked here.
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Old 02-02-2010, 04:26 PM   #7
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I still can't figure out why PB is blocked here.
Funny that one isn't blocked here.
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Old 02-02-2010, 04:27 PM   #8
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Funny that one isn't blocked here.
There are very few blocked here. PB, Facebook, Myspace, and Yahoo fantasy sports. Thats about it.


And over on the Republican side, they are not blocked from that stuff.
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Old 02-02-2010, 05:04 PM   #9
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1. missouri compromise

This term refers to an act whereby a young lady circumvents the loss of her viginity by practicing anal instead of vaginal intercourse. Its namesake refers to the compromise of 1820, whereby Missouri was excluded from inclusion as free state, even though it was above the Mason-Dixon line. Similarly, When a young lady finally is subject to vaginal intercourse, it is known as bleeding Kansas, which refers to the after effects of the Kansas-Nebraska act of 1854 which revoked the Missouri Compromise.
Frank's girlfriend wanted to keep her flower intact but frank needed release. Because her braces cut him too badly, they had to go with the Missouri compromise.
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I just looked it up. It means KING OF THE INTERNET.
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