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Old 09-04-2012, 11:48 AM   #1
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What could possibly go wrong?!

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Old 09-04-2012, 11:56 AM   #2
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Trailer park in Wichita?

I'm thinking the issue at hand is the distribution of meth, not guns.
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Old 09-04-2012, 02:54 PM   #3
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This is why we need to go back to Medieval weaponry. Nobody's ever been killed by a stray longsword.
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Old 09-04-2012, 07:05 PM   #4
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This is why we need to go back to Medieval weaponry. Nobody's ever been killed by a stray longsword.
But the problem there is the most experienced swordsman/woman can do what he/she wants since a casual sword owner will have nothing on say a skilled pirate.

The simple answer is to outlaw hate and mandate we all love one another.
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Old 09-04-2012, 07:07 PM   #5
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But the problem there is the most experienced swordsman/woman can do what he/she wants since a casual sword owner will have nothing on say a skilled pirate.

The simple answer is to outlaw hate and mandate we all love one another.
But when that inevitably fails (or the zombie apocalypse hits), you'll want to have this URL:

http://www.darkknightarmoury.com/
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Old 09-04-2012, 09:52 PM   #6
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But when that inevitably fails (or the zombie apocalypse hits), you'll want to have this URL:

http://www.darkknightarmoury.com/
I hear the people who wear the armor are girl proof.
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Old 09-04-2012, 09:55 PM   #7
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I hear the people who wear the armor are girl proof.
lol My sides hurt.
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Old 09-04-2012, 11:14 PM   #8
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I hear the people who wear the armor are girl proof.
So stick to the sharp metal phallic symbols.
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Old 09-04-2012, 03:06 PM   #9
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But those damned crossbows are a bitch.
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Old 09-04-2012, 09:13 PM   #10
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But those damned crossbows are a bitch.
Crossbows don't kill people.. quarrels do.
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