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Old 07-06-2012, 10:59 PM   #1
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Default The rumors of my demise are grossly exaggerated (and I have a CT scan to prove it).


The doc pointed out some scarring on my brain (from a previous injury, not good). Once I go through the disc with my ct scan on it, I'll post a photo
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Old 07-06-2012, 11:13 PM   #2
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Old 07-06-2012, 11:21 PM   #3
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Well, he just built a mallet.
Do the math.
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Old 07-06-2012, 11:31 PM   #4
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Well, he just built a mallet.
Do the math.
Oh, so the rebound reduction of the pennies was miscalculated.

Seriously, hope you're OK
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Old 07-07-2012, 12:37 AM   #5
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Old 07-07-2012, 12:58 AM   #6
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What happened?
Playing football, I did what you are supposed to do, chin down lean in. the other guy did the same, we hit heads, and I all the symptoms of tbi
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Old 07-07-2012, 09:42 AM   #7
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Playing football, I did what you are supposed to do, chin down lean in. the other guy did the same, we hit heads, and I all the symptoms of tbi
Wait wait wait...
Now, Fred, after all the other crazy shit you've done...it was a plain old Scottish handshake that got you?


Seriously though, glad it wasn't worse.
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Old 07-07-2012, 10:55 PM   #8
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You would know if you wouldn't have de-activated your FB.
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Old 07-08-2012, 01:13 AM   #9
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You would know if you wouldn't have de-activated your FB.
Sounds like his Dad saved a couple bucks on a football helmet.... Fucking Jews anyway.....
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Old 07-08-2012, 10:57 AM   #10
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