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12-16-2008, 12:56 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: SoCal
Moto: Aprilia RS125, Aprilia SR50 Factory, Aprilia Tuono, BMW Rockster, KTM 990 Adventure
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Ladies, do something nice for us when you feel intimate
When you feel close, cozy, comfortable and just in general wanting to be intimate with me, PLEASE, PLEASE, PRETTY PLEASE with sugar on top, DO NOT FART.
Cuddle with me, hold my hands, kiss me, tongue my asshole, lick my balls, SOMETHING...ANYTHING but FART. That's just not nice. It's hard for me to appreciate your tenderness when I'm gasping for air and curse myself to heaven for taking you out for that fine gourmet dinner.
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12-16-2008, 12:57 PM
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Post whorette
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Florida
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did some chick actually do that????
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12-16-2008, 01:05 PM
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Here we are, sitting on the sofa, or out in the patio, feeling all nice and nifty and suddenly wafted up this stanky ass, dead rat smell and it definitely didn't come from me. 
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12-16-2008, 01:05 PM
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Ornery, scandalous & evil
Join Date: Feb 2008
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12-16-2008, 01:06 PM
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put it THIS way
Join Date: Nov 2008
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i could tell you all about dead rat smell....
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12-16-2008, 01:14 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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I hooked up with this chick on a handful of occasions.
Once, after doing the deed, she excused herself and went into my bathroom. As I lay there relatively satisfied, I hear something. Some people "break" wind. This girl destroyed / annihilated / decimated wind. To this day I am not sure if it was a fart or the worlds largest queef. I regained my composure by the time she came back to the room. Suddenly I was tired and she needed to leave. We haven't spoken since. 
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12-16-2008, 01:05 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Florida
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You need to date better quality women dude. wow. how low class can you get??/
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I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. --Ron Burgundy-- Anchorman |
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12-16-2008, 01:08 PM
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Its a good day.
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Pace, FL
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12-16-2008, 01:09 PM
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put it THIS way
Join Date: Nov 2008
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dont be bitter because you got the dutch oven!
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12-16-2008, 01:10 PM
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Post whorette
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Florida
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after almost 6 years, leon still has never done that to me, and I don't blow ass in front of him either.
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