My cats must die

SteveP · 02-02-2009, 10:11 PM

So here I sit at Honolulu International waiting for 6 hours for the next available flight. Apparently my 2 cats can't handle the 29F weather in Atlanta during our 45 min layover so we missed our flightb

My 4 y/o son, wife and I are now waiting in the USO like some stranded refugees.

..and this day is just starting.

101lifts2 · 02-02-2009, 10:51 PM

Did your cats call you up and tell you??

Cutty72 · 02-02-2009, 10:54 PM

that's because they are cats. and being they are cats, they inherently suck, cause all cats suck. their sole purpose in life is to do everything in their power to make your life a living hell while attempting to look cute and cuddly.
My suggestion, throw them out at 30,000 ft without a chute, or even a kennel.

Smittie61984 · 02-02-2009, 10:56 PM

I prefer tossing them at road signs. Gotta have the right hook throw to nail it right.

Best solution. Buy a dog that weighs atleast 30lbs. They never complain. Loose a leg? Big deal, life goes on in their eyes. Little dogs are the suck.

BobTheBiker · 02-02-2009, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Smittie61984

Best solution. Buy a dog that weighs atleast 30lbs. They never complain. Loose a leg? Big deal, life goes on in their eyes. Little dogs are the suck.

Yessir, medium to large breed dogs are awesome. so much more involved with you than any cats.

I've got a wolf, and will NEVER have cats, they dont even make good squeeky toys for my wolf. they're wicked little annoying creatures from hell..

cats are a gift from satan.

Papa_Complex · 02-03-2009, 09:05 AM

You really need to let AMJ ghost-write your cat rants for you.

Smittie61984 · 02-03-2009, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by BobTheBiker

Yessir, medium to large breed dogs are awesome. so much more involved with you than any cats.

Hellz yeah. I'd like to see someone take their cat on a 10mile mountain bike ride in the middle of January.

Only cool cats to own are predator cats that are illegal to own. Lions, Tigers, Cheetahs, Lynx, coungers, bobcats etc would be cool to own.

Now if there was a 2 year lease programs on cats that'd be cool. After two years cats become lazy do nothings who sleep and eat all day. Basically they become Democrats.

Dave · 02-03-2009, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Cutty72

that's because they are cats. and being they are cats, they inherently suck, cause all cats suck. their sole purpose in life is to do everything in their power to make your life a living hell while attempting to look cute and cuddly.
My suggestion, throw them out at 30,000 ft without a chute, or even a kennel.

actually they would most likely survive that. cats have a very low terminal velocity

rogue · 02-03-2009, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Cutty72

that's because they are cats. and being they are cats, they inherently suck, cause all cats suck. their sole purpose in life is to do everything in their power to make your life a living hell while attempting to look cute and cuddly.
My suggestion, throw them out at 30,000 ft without a chute, or even a kennel.

Plus mother-fucking-one!

My padawans kitteh (as they call him) is on the verge of becoming a new appetizer....Meat of Their Dead Cat

As a matter of fact, that little fucker's the reason I'm awake now after only a couple of hours of sleep. Meow my motherfucking ass....

tommymac · 02-03-2009, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Rogue

Plus mother-fucking-one!

My padawans kitteh (as they call him) is on the verge of becoming a new appetizer....Meat of Their Dead Cat

As a matter of fact, that little fucker's the reason I'm awake now after only a couple of hours of sleep. Meow my motherfucking ass....

the kitteh

thats what I call my guys. Prolly got it from lolcats.

Tom

02-02-2009, 10:11 PM	#1
SteveP Canyon Carver Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Pensacola, FL Moto: The v-twin trifecta Posts: 437	My cats must die So here I sit at Honolulu International waiting for 6 hours for the next available flight. Apparently my 2 cats can't handle the 29F weather in Atlanta during our 45 min layover so we missed our flightb My 4 y/o son, wife and I are now waiting in the USO like some stranded refugees. ..and this day is just starting.

02-02-2009, 10:51 PM	#2
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02-02-2009, 10:56 PM	#4
Smittie61984 I give Squids a bad name Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Fly Over State Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd) Posts: 4,742	I prefer tossing them at road signs. Gotta have the right hook throw to nail it right. Best solution. Buy a dog that weighs atleast 30lbs. They never complain. Loose a leg? Big deal, life goes on in their eyes. Little dogs are the suck. __________________ lifts - R.I.P.

02-03-2009, 09:05 AM	#6
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	You really need to let AMJ ghost-write your cat rants for you.