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04-25-2011, 08:44 PM
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Viff6N Mutated Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Texas
Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N
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I'm tired of these damn birds!
Some one recommend me a good air rifle. I am FUCKING tired of these damn birds eating all my dogs food and shitting in his water. The city won't do a damn thing about it because the hippies will cry. They won a battle over the prairie dogs and they are now a FUCKING infestation. All they do is fuck underground.
We have TONS of dove here. There's no where to hunt them since every FUCKING square inch of land is plowed. So they just stay in the city. There's too many dove and grackles. God dammit I fucking hate those grackles. |
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04-25-2011, 08:48 PM
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My balls, your chin
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: The desert of Az
Moto: 929, SV650, YZ250
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Feed your dog a dove. Problem solved.
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04-25-2011, 09:01 PM
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Viff6N Mutated Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Texas
Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N
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He'll catch one ever so often but I don't blame if for not chasing them away every time they come. I'd get tired of that shit too.
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04-25-2011, 09:23 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
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Sings *Alka Seltzer to the reeeeeeeeeeeeescue. Ahhhhhhh*
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04-25-2011, 10:00 PM
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Pug Queen
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Moto: DR200, SV650
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Keep your dog and his food inside!
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04-26-2011, 06:49 PM
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Viff6N Mutated Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Texas
Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N
Posts: 8,704
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04-25-2011, 10:00 PM
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WSB Champion
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Anaheim, CA
Moto: 2009 Kawi ZX6R
Posts: 5,570
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Just buy bird food for the birds, then they won't eat the dog food.
Problem solved. That will be 50 bucks. I take paypal.
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04-25-2011, 10:22 PM
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Trip's Assistant
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Imported from Detroit
Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic
Posts: 12,149
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A small 22 would probably be ok
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04-26-2011, 06:46 PM
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Viff6N Mutated Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Texas
Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N
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That's the PROBLEM that started all this shit. There was an old lady and man that lived next door and they feed those fuckers. Once they find a food source there is no reason for them to leave. They would be literally every where. In the yards, on the roofs, up Trip's butthole and they're fucking in the trees. I'm afraid to touch paper because birds fuck in trees. |
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04-26-2011, 09:10 PM
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WSB Champion
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Anaheim, CA
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