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Old 05-28-2009, 09:24 AM   #1
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Last night I discovered that I get ALLLL the sex channels on my cable package.

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Old 05-28-2009, 09:31 AM   #2
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I've got your sex package right here.
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Old 05-28-2009, 10:09 AM   #3
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On purpose or is that a mistake? Maybe the "Cable guy" is trying to score with you.
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Old 05-28-2009, 10:15 AM   #4
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you dont just "discover" that if you are paying the bills....
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Old 05-28-2009, 10:20 AM   #5
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you dont just "discover" that if you are paying the bills....
Maybe she bought a package that she wasn't aware included those channels in the price. Either way, SCORE!
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Old 05-28-2009, 10:30 AM   #6
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Maybe she bought a package that she wasn't aware included those channels in the price. Either way, SCORE!
Bingo.

I won a super duper top of the line cable package for one year. I only checked to make sure I got the sports channels.

Hell until a couple of weeks ago I didn't even know the channels went up past 100. Turns out they go up past 700!!!!!!
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Old 05-28-2009, 10:30 AM   #7
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Kell, i'll be over later with some booze
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Old 05-28-2009, 10:57 AM   #8
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I've got your sex package right here.
I seriously wondered which one of ya would be the first to take that bait...
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Old 05-28-2009, 11:27 AM   #9
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I've got your sex package right here.


Dick in a box?

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Old 05-28-2009, 11:36 AM   #10
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Delux model batterys not included.
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