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Join Date: Nov 2008
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So after a fun filled night of swine flu, police beatdowns and some stinky cooter I get home hoping to relax. Instead i am greeted by a pungent odor as I walk in the door. Kinda smelled like poop so I thought either the cats or karen dropped a duece somewhere. karen denied taking a dump as did the cats (but those sneaky bastids deny everything
![]() Now I dealt with this once before with fungo and it wasnt fun. Anyway i removed the offending remains and gave the cage a good scrubbing and now am trying to air out the house. best part about this is the LL wants to bring some prospective tennants by today ![]() Tom |
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Austin, TX
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Gah...
You know, I can handle the tales of stinky cooter because I haven't seen a real life vagina in long enough that it doesn't render in full detail. ![]() But, wouldn't you know, the concept of rancid snake sick is coming to me in full technicolor and my brain is trying to pick a suitable smell for it. Wish I'd eaten *before* logging onto TWF. ![]()
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I need to know more about our house closing too since the move coul dbe a bit stressful for them but we will see. Tom |
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I say put it in the LL's mailbox.
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I opened this thread expecting to read about getting a blowjob from your girl as you woke up in bed.
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![]() Note the "isn't", a contraction for "is not", hence the meaning of this sentence is that I don't want to see pics of your "stiffy"... ![]() Quote:
Yea no I don't... ![]() |
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Man, I thought a thrown up raw chicken meal smelt bad...but I can't imagine a carcass that's been in there over 24 hours!
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don't forget partially digested
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