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Old 12-02-2008, 08:22 PM   #1
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Default The Geography of a Woman vs The Geography of a Man

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran,
ruled by nuts.
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Old 12-02-2008, 08:22 PM   #2
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Old 12-02-2008, 08:35 PM   #3
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But does this all apply to all women or just the diserable ones?
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Old 12-02-2008, 08:40 PM   #4
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But does this all apply to all women or just the diserable ones?
Good question....what is a diserable woman like? Is she similar to a desirable one?
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Old 12-02-2008, 09:00 PM   #5
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Don't worry Heather... if that's you in the avy.. .you fit desirable....
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Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!



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Old 12-02-2008, 11:06 PM   #7
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After 70........ only those with a brown bag visit there.
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Don't worry Heather... if that's you in the avy.. .you fit desirable....
Aww thanks (I don't feel like looking for a blushing smiley)
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