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Old 12-18-2008, 10:01 AM   #1
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A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says 'Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.'

The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing 'That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!'

Confused, he says, 'Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved.'

After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, 'How many is a Brazilian?
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Old 12-18-2008, 10:02 AM   #2
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Old 12-18-2008, 10:10 AM   #3
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Old 12-18-2008, 10:15 AM   #4
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Old 12-18-2008, 10:16 AM   #6
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Old 12-18-2008, 10:17 AM   #7
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Old 12-18-2008, 10:17 AM   #8
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Hadn't heard that one.
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Old 12-18-2008, 10:36 AM   #9
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Thats good stuff right there! Actually a "Brazilian" is about what the Federal bailout will tally up to once everyone gets their share!
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