{bahahaha} so I rode the bike to the pharmacy

['73 H1 Triple]

I walk into the pharmacy wearing my Teknic leather jacket and carrying my helmet. A young guy is working the counter and the first thing he asks ......


You got a real cycle or a Harley?



I was chuckling the whole way home.

Jeff

[Amorok]

Some chick asked me a question like that a while ago. I was in my armored mesh jacket and carrying a full face helmet and she asks, "Hey, yoo ride a crahtch rahcket?"

I said "No, I ride a grown-up, man's bike."

She said, "So you ride a Hahley?"

I said "No, I ride a bike that runs all the time."

[tached1000rr]

Oohhh, Gasman gonna kills you all

[Quick281]

My favorite response is "Oh, one of them toy bikes, right?"

Then I point out several obvious facts and belittle the old men.

[HRCNICK11]

I always just ask Harley riders, "If Harley made a plane would you fly it?" When they say, "yes, yes I would" I just respond, "Not for long!".

[Smittie61984]

I had some redneck old bitch at a walmart ask me what I ride. I say "a motorcycle' which is my typical response. She goes "I figured that. What kind". I said a "sport bike". She goes "I figured that. I mean a GSXR, CBR, Ducati, Triump, Buell". I was kind of dumbfounded and then found out she rode a Triumph 955. This bitch was like 60 and had 3 teeth.

[Gas Man]

Originally Posted by tached1000rr

Oohhh, Gasman gonna kills you all

I got da guns... time to ban some bitches...

The wife, Ms Credit Union Manager... always throws people off when she tells them she rides a harley. Its funny.

[nhgunnut]

What I get a kick out of is the ignorant people on either side, Last fall I rode my Victory to a meeting I often attend and was told by a leather clad woman "You should buy American" (I didn’t bother to correct her) These are the same crowd who call my Ducati a "rice rocket" Not unlike those people who tell you "you can't make a HD go fast" Although GasMan personally I believe pushrods belong on tractors. But as my wife points out that doesn't make me right just opinionated

[Lamnidae]

Originally Posted by Smittie61984

I had some redneck old bitch at a walmart ask me what I ride. I say "a motorcycle' which is my typical response. She goes "I figured that. What kind". I said a "sport bike". She goes "I figured that. I mean a GSXR, CBR, Ducati, Triump, Buell". I was kind of dumbfounded and then found out she rode a Triumph 955. This bitch was like 60 and had 3 teeth.

here's to the trailer trash three tooth granny who rides!

[Sixxxxer]

I go to Corporate meetings on my Bike sometimes...I remeber when I told my Area manager I was going on an eleven day Motorcycle Vacation...He asked me If He should start looking for my replacement incase I didnt come back...Gee Thanks.

People think if you ride a bike your some ingrate no good assclown who cant be responsible and have a decent life and be succesful...Its cool though most of the GUys at my work Love to ask dumb questions about my bike, How fast I have gone if I ever ran form the cops, can I do a wheelie Blah blah blah...And all the girls thinks its pretty (because of the blue) and want a ride...

ITs whatever