How do you deal with judgemental riders? - Page 4

azoomm · 09-15-2009, 11:32 AM

I was going to have you tell Brian get off the cotton rocket and ride a real bike. But, since it isn't the Brian we know and love...

marko138 · 09-15-2009, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Piss in his sister's mouth AND put it in her exhaust.

Classic OSP.

z06boy · 09-15-2009, 11:53 AM

As long as I'm paying for it I ride what I want and don't really care what others think for the most part. Hell I like most bikes so I get along with most riders anyways.

HurricaneHeather · 09-15-2009, 01:36 PM

To me, it seems as simple as saying, "you're irritating me to the point that I don't want to ride with you anymore. This is my bike, like it or, buy me another."

neebelung · 09-15-2009, 01:38 PM

Ya know, that's pretty darned direct and might work damned well!!!!

askmrjesus · 09-15-2009, 06:09 PM

You know, I'm not even sure why this is a question. You Californians are just too PC for your own good. Luckily for you, I happen to be a certified assertiveness trainer.

Let's try a role playing exercise.

I'll pretend I'm your friend, you pretend you're not a 12 year old girl. Ready? OK, here we go:

Me: Brian and I think you should get a two-stroke.

You: I think you and Brian are faggots. In fact, I've been meaning to ask you if you use "two-stroke" as a control word when Brian is ass banging you.

Me: You look tired, you need a two-stroke.

You: You know who else looks tired? You mother, the bus-stop whore.

Me: I think...

You: Who the fuck cares what you think? You think Dick is a food group. Are we gonna ride, or do you have to fill in for Dear Abby today?

See? Easy.

JC

karl_1052 · 09-15-2009, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

You know, I'm not even sure why this is a question. You Californians are just too PC for your own good. Luckily for you, I happen to be a certified assertiveness trainer.

Let's try a role playing exercise.

I'll pretend I'm your friend, you pretend you're not a 12 year old girl. Ready? OK, here we go:

Me: Brian and I think you should get a two-stroke.

You: I think you and Brian are faggots. In fact, I've been meaning to ask you if you use "two-stroke" as a control word when Brian is ass banging you.

Me: You look tired, you need a two-stroke.

You: You know who else looks tired? You mother, the bus-stop whore.

Me: I think...

You: Who the fuck cares what you think? You think Dick is a food group. Are we gonna ride, or do you have to fill in for Dear Abby today?

See? Easy.

JC

I am surprised you don't charge for therapy here.

Tsunami · 09-15-2009, 06:15 PM

I love askmrjesus.

HokieDNA01 · 09-15-2009, 06:21 PM

I would tell him "next time you buy me a bike, I'll take your thoughts into consideration. I paid for this one, and its my choice. END OF STORY"

Smittie61984 · 09-15-2009, 08:55 PM

Tell him if he should have bought a CR500 and stroked it if he wasn't such a pussy.

09-15-2009, 06:09 PM	#36
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	You know, I'm not even sure why this is a question. You Californians are just too PC for your own good. Luckily for you, I happen to be a certified assertiveness trainer. Let's try a role playing exercise. I'll pretend I'm your friend, you pretend you're not a 12 year old girl. Ready? OK, here we go: Me: Brian and I think you should get a two-stroke. You: I think you and Brian are faggots. In fact, I've been meaning to ask you if you use "two-stroke" as a control word when Brian is ass banging you. Me: You look tired, you need a two-stroke. You: You know who else looks tired? You mother, the bus-stop whore. Me: I think... You: Who the fuck cares what you think? You think Dick is a food group. Are we gonna ride, or do you have to fill in for Dear Abby today? See? Easy. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

09-15-2009, 06:21 PM	#39
HokieDNA01 WERA White Plate Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Nashville, TN Moto: 2007 Suzuki GSX-r 750 Posts: 1,404	I would tell him "next time you buy me a bike, I'll take your thoughts into consideration. I paid for this one, and its my choice. END OF STORY" __________________ XX>XY 2014 Honda NC700X 2007 Suzuki GSX-r 750 2000 Yamaha XT225 2004 Kawasaki EX250 (sold)

09-15-2009, 08:55 PM	#40
Smittie61984 I give Squids a bad name Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Fly Over State Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd) Posts: 4,742	Tell him if he should have bought a CR500 and stroked it if he wasn't such a pussy. __________________ lifts - R.I.P.

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09-15-2009, 11:32 AM	#31
azoomm moderator chick Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Hill Country TX Moto: Pasta Rockets Posts: 8,917	I was going to have you tell Brian get off the cotton rocket and ride a real bike. But, since it isn't the Brian we know and love...

09-15-2009, 11:53 AM	#33
z06boy Letzroll Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lake Norman area, NC Moto: 07 Red R1 & 07 Blue R6 Posts: 5,265	As long as I'm paying for it I ride what I want and don't really care what others think for the most part. Hell I like most bikes so I get along with most riders anyways.

09-15-2009, 01:36 PM	#34
HurricaneHeather AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Sydney Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade Posts: 3,696	To me, it seems as simple as saying, "you're irritating me to the point that I don't want to ride with you anymore. This is my bike, like it or, buy me another."

09-15-2009, 01:38 PM	#35
neebelung Ornery, scandalous & evil Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Jacksonville, FL Moto: 2004 Scarlet R1 Posts: 5,962	Ya know, that's pretty darned direct and might work damned well!!!!

09-15-2009, 06:15 PM	#38
Tsunami Pug Queen Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Las Vegas, NV Moto: DR200, SV650 Posts: 2,486	I love askmrjesus.