Stupid quotes

[LeeNetworX]

Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

But I still get a kick out of it cause I'm an ass sometimes.

I'm an ass most of the time.

[Hydrant]

Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

Right there with ya. I always respond with, "you mean the water heater?" I usually get a blank stare accompanied by, "that's what I said," to which I reply, "no, you didn't, you said hot water heater. It's just a water heater. Why would you heat hot water?" They usually respond with, "whatever." But I still get a kick out of it cause I'm an ass sometimes.

As a commercial / industrial plumber for the last 10 years, you should hear some of the dumb shit people say. After being around it for that long I really don't care what people say, you could call the damn thing a car for all I care - as long as you pay the $90 / a hour for me to be there.

[racedoll]

Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

My mom always says, "turn left at the red light."

She was in the car with me and said that this weekend and I wanted to be a smart ass and keep driving since the light was green. "What? I'm looking for the red light...that one was green."

I know why know, but this was hilarious!

[Captain Morgan]

Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

My mom always says, "turn left at the red light."

She was in the car with me and said that this weekend and I wanted to be a smart ass and keep driving since the light was green. "What? I'm looking for the red light...that one was green."

That's a good one. I like it when someone wants me to turn left, and they let me know ahead of time, but say, "turn right here," when I get to the intersection. If I'm not in a hurry to get somewhere, I'll literally turn right.

[Avatard]

Originally Posted by Hydrant

As a commercial / industrial plumber for the last 10 years, you should hear some of the dumb shit people say.

You mean like "hot water heater"?

If the water is hot, why the fuck would you need to heat it?

[Hydrant]

Hot water heater is probably number 1. I don't deal much in residential so I don't have to worry about the terms homeowners might come up with. Thankfully. Maintenance workers are just as bad sometimes.