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If it were my daughter: the offending kid who got her pregnant would have his balls mounted over my fireplace with a dart going through them (with special emphasis on the major TEAR where they'd have been ripped off with a pair of rusty pliers).
And his head would be on a pike in my front yard. Oh, and she'd be grounded for a looooooooooooooooooooooooong time (like after she's receiving Social Security).
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Slut Fest.
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Waiting for Rider to pipe in with:
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02-05-2010, 01:33 PM | #5 |
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ive got 20 bucks that says she does mother daughter porn in 18 years
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ejaculates sperm buys egg a cup of coffee yada yada yada baby comes out of who-ha. this is all well documented stuff. Some might say instinctual I would suspect that the father be hung like a smurf would help They OBVIOUSLY didn't know that if you do it in a pool you don't have to worry because the chlorine kills storks |
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I can't even imagine. Effed up!
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