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Old 08-23-2010, 02:55 PM   #1
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VAGIANT!

think about it.
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Old 08-23-2010, 02:58 PM   #2
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I'm gonna have to stock up on sling stakes
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Old 08-23-2010, 03:57 PM   #3
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I knew a chick who played in a band called vagiant...
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Old 08-23-2010, 06:52 PM   #4
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Maybe they just needed this...

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So, this guy is bumping uglies with a hooker that has a Vagiant.

In the middle of the deed, the guy falls in head first. The guy walks around all dazed and confused for a few minutes, and then he runs into another dude, in the "hallway".

So he says, "Hey man, I just fell in here, but I had a flashlight in my shirt pocket. If you help me find it, we can climb out of here."

The dude looks at him and says, "Fuck your flashlight, help me find my keys, and we can drive out."

Ba-Dump-Tssst.

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Old 08-23-2010, 08:16 PM   #6
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VAGSLAYANT!

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