The saxophone is not an instrument

Rangerscott · 08-31-2011, 10:15 PM

Its a torture device.

Gas Man · 08-31-2011, 10:19 PM

LOL Why you say that?

Avatard · 08-31-2011, 10:22 PM

What's the difference between a saxophone, and a chainsaw?

Vibrato.

Cory · 08-31-2011, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Its a torture device.

So is a trombone, when my 10 year old is playing it

Avatard · 08-31-2011, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Cory

So is a trombone, when my 10 year old is playing it

What's the difference between a trombone, and an onion?

Nobody cries when you cut up a trombone.

What's the range of a trombone?

About 5-15 feet, depending on your throwing arm.

Rangerscott · 08-31-2011, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Gas Man

LOL Why you say that?

kids across the street'. I like how they have them in the garage with the door open practicing and not in the house. This shit isn't going to last.

Cory · 09-01-2011, 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Avatard

What's the difference between a trombone, and an onion?

Nobody cries when you cut up a trombone.

What's the range of a trombone?

About 5-15 feet, depending on your throwing arm.

Nice

My son was REQUIRED to take band last year and they assigned instruments. I was devastated when he chose not to sign up in middle school.

azoomm · 09-01-2011, 12:18 PM

It could be worse, could be an oboe....

Avatard · 09-01-2011, 12:23 PM

What's the difference between an oboe, and a 12-cylinder Jag?

With enough time and work, you can eventually get the 12-cylinder Jag in tune.

Homeslice · 09-01-2011, 12:50 PM

Sax are ok, but oboes are ghey imo...

If you're a guy and you're going to play some kind of wind instrument, it needs to be either a brass instrument or a sax.

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Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	What's the difference between a saxophone, and a chainsaw? Vibrato. __________________ Insert free thought here.

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Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	What's the difference between an oboe, and a 12-cylinder Jag? With enough time and work, you can eventually get the 12-cylinder Jag in tune. __________________ Insert free thought here.

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azoomm moderator chick Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Hill Country TX Moto: Pasta Rockets Posts: 8,917	It could be worse, could be an oboe....

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Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	Sax are ok, but oboes are ghey imo... If you're a guy and you're going to play some kind of wind instrument, it needs to be either a brass instrument or a sax.