US anti-kidnapping expert kidnapped in Mexico

Avatard · 12-15-2008, 06:26 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081215/...ican_kidnapped

Ya just can't make up headlines this good.

LeeNetworX · 12-15-2008, 06:29 PM

High-grade LULZ.

Trip · 12-15-2008, 07:18 PM

guess he wasn't the expert he thought he was.

azoomm · 12-15-2008, 07:27 PM

I shouldn't laugh. But, I laughed...

askmrjesus · 12-15-2008, 07:38 PM

Felix Batisita's last recorded lecture;

"Now then, preventing a kidnapping is not nearly as complicated as you might think. Take me for example. If I was worried about being kidnapped, I wouldn't be wearing this expensive looking business suit, and a three thousand dollar Rolex in Mexico. That would just be stupid. Also, I'd want to avoid flashing money around an outdoor cafe, in plain sight of anyone passing by. Again, not smart. Here's another tip; under no circumstances should you walk over to a group of men wearing masks, and ask them where they got that really cool looking windowless van, like I'm about to do. Trust me, that would be a really bad idea."

JC

BobTheBiker · 12-15-2008, 10:11 PM

wow thats hysterical.. I'd think its easier to just avoid mexico and ride through michigan. substantially safer I'd think.

Particle Man · 12-15-2008, 10:55 PM

Irony FTW

ericr · 12-15-2008, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by BobTheBiker

wow thats hysterical.. I'd think its easier to just avoid mexico and ride through michigan. substantially safer I'd think.

I'd think Detroit would be just as bad

Mudpuppy · 12-16-2008, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by ericr

I'd think Detroit would be just as bad

parts of detroit are just as bad for sure..

mexico is out of hand.. the drug cartels are way out of hand and running the show.. if you don't comply they kill your family.. you still don't comply they kill you.. they employ the military and really no one there knows who is the police or military and who is the cartel.. i have been following this for a while.. just saw a recent gangland on history channel about los zetas and they are extremely powerful and extremely dangerous...

fatbuckRTO · 12-16-2008, 01:07 AM

That was a very poorly written article.

12-15-2008, 06:26 PM	#1
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	US anti-kidnapping expert kidnapped in Mexico http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081215/...ican_kidnapped Ya just can't make up headlines this good. __________________ Insert free thought here.

12-15-2008, 07:27 PM	#4
azoomm moderator chick Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Hill Country TX Moto: Pasta Rockets Posts: 8,917	I shouldn't laugh. But, I laughed... __________________ We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"? Come Play at the Track!! http://www.elitetrackdays.com

12-15-2008, 07:38 PM	#5
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	Felix Batisita's last recorded lecture; "Now then, preventing a kidnapping is not nearly as complicated as you might think. Take me for example. If I was worried about being kidnapped, I wouldn't be wearing this expensive looking business suit, and a three thousand dollar Rolex in Mexico. That would just be stupid. Also, I'd want to avoid flashing money around an outdoor cafe, in plain sight of anyone passing by. Again, not smart. Here's another tip; under no circumstances should you walk over to a group of men wearing masks, and ask them where they got that really cool looking windowless van, like I'm about to do. Trust me, that would be a really bad idea." JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

12-15-2008, 10:55 PM	#7
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	Irony FTW __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

12-16-2008, 01:07 AM	#10
fatbuckRTO This is not the sig line. Join Date: Dec 2008 Moto: Be prepared. What? Oh, moto... Posts: 1,279	That was a very poorly written article. __________________ This was no time for half measures. He was a captain, godsdammit. An officer. Things like this didn't present a problem for an officer. Officers had a tried and tested way of solving problems like this. It was called a sergeant. -Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

12-15-2008, 06:29 PM	#2
LeeNetworX SFL Expatriate #1 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: ATL Burbs Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple Posts: 4,712	High-grade LULZ.

12-15-2008, 10:11 PM	#6
BobTheBiker too much time on my hands Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: the northern district of god damn Moto: 01 ZX6R, looking for more now. Posts: 1,802	wow thats hysterical.. I'd think its easier to just avoid mexico and ride through michigan. substantially safer I'd think.