Ladies, do something nice for us when you feel intimate - Page 7

Smittie61984 · 12-17-2008, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by smileyman

Ugh, women are mythical creatures that neither fart nor poop!!! I am not listening to Smittie, I am not listening to Smittie, Lalalalalalalalalalalaalalalalalalalalalal

We had a shop owners son that was 16 with a 17 year old girlfriend who claimed she pooped once a month. I told him "She was full of Shit. Literally"

Dave · 12-17-2008, 10:20 PM

shoulda gave her a squeeze

Dnyce · 12-18-2008, 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by azoomm

I'm completely with you. Maybe it's just something as simple as *class*.

cant spell "class" without "ass"

dont grip it, rip it! hahaha

Amorok · 12-18-2008, 01:56 PM

Ulu wouldn't fart in front of me for the longest time, but she's Polish so I knew it was coming. She'll fart in front of my but it wasn't bad until she got pregnant. Jesus Christ, I have never been near anything so bad. You cannot imagine the awful, ungodly, slaughterhouse, sewage, vile, corrupted miasma of disgusteration that can come from the dark recesses of a pregnant woman's ass. It is the first sign of the apocalypse. My wife is hot, and was hot while pregnant, but my gas mask inspections went from a six month to a seven day event during the last two trimesters.

Archren · 12-18-2008, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Amorok

Ulu wouldn't fart in front of me for the longest time, but she's Polish so I knew it was coming. She'll fart in front of my but it wasn't bad until she got pregnant. Jesus Christ, I have never been near anything so bad. You cannot imagine the awful, ungodly, slaughterhouse, sewage, vile, corrupted miasma of disgusteration that can come from the dark recesses of a pregnant woman's ass. It is the first sign of the apocalypse. My wife is hot, and was hot while pregnant, but my gas mask inspections went from a six month to a seven day event during the last two trimesters.

Yeah, having a bun in the oven makes for interesting things happening in your gut! One more reason I don't want to be preggo ever again.

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12-18-2008, 01:56 PM	#64
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	Ulu wouldn't fart in front of me for the longest time, but she's Polish so I knew it was coming. She'll fart in front of my but it wasn't bad until she got pregnant. Jesus Christ, I have never been near anything so bad. You cannot imagine the awful, ungodly, slaughterhouse, sewage, vile, corrupted miasma of disgusteration that can come from the dark recesses of a pregnant woman's ass. It is the first sign of the apocalypse. My wife is hot, and was hot while pregnant, but my gas mask inspections went from a six month to a seven day event during the last two trimesters. __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?