car pranks

JARVIS518 · 05-06-2009, 08:25 PM

since april fools day my GM, the company accountant and one other manager have been going back and forth doing car pranks to each other and using me to help them and being that my last day at work is friday before i move back to NY i want to get all three of them.

so far we have done
+post its all over the car
+a life sized cardboard cut out seat belted into the passenger seat
+the head of the cardboard cut out taped to the front of the car
+moved cars to different places of the parking lot
+Vaseline in the door handle
+ tied cans to the bumper of car

i got a few ideas i was thinking
+put a for sale sign on the car with super low price
+fill car with baloons
+saran wrap total car

anyone have any better ideas

oh and because i am moving i dont want to spend a ton of money maybe $15
and obviously i dont want todo any damage to the cars

Smittie61984 · 05-06-2009, 08:30 PM

This mainly works on carbed cars but we've done it with FI cars. Though I wouldn't recommend it. But we'd pur transmission fluid into the gas or on a carb vehicle straight into the carb. It'll smoke like a frieght train. And from what we have gathered and heard there is no damage done. Some mechanics have even claimed it helps. This is all word of mouth and experience though. No scietific stuff to back it up.

I've also heard of people putting a coke bottle full of oil with a pinhole leak and somehow rigging it above the tailpipe. As it drips on the hot exhaust it burns and smokes.

At my work after borrowing someone's work truck I programed all the radio stations to Mexican music. The guys who use the truck are gangsta rappers and all. I had the volume up and one of the guys started punching the radio after he kept trying to turn the stations.

JARVIS518 · 05-06-2009, 08:31 PM

the radio one is a good idea

askmrjesus · 05-06-2009, 08:35 PM

I worked with a guy who was SUPER homophobic. It was all he talked about all fucking day.

I made a sign that said "PROUD TO BE GAY!!!" and wired it to his back bumper, and then propped it up with a stick so he wouldn't see it until he got home.

His neighbor pointed it out to him the next morning.

He was not pleased.

JC

Smittie61984 · 05-06-2009, 08:37 PM

I forgot about that one AMJ.

If you get one of those line stickers you can often stick it in their back window around the bottom without them even noticing. I remember Boortz did that to his coworker who drove around with it for a long time. Said everyone was so nice to him once he got th sticker.

JARVIS518 · 05-06-2009, 08:37 PM

jesus thats a great idea i bust on my GM cuz hes a 48 year old bachelor living with his "brother"

Particle Man · 05-06-2009, 08:50 PM

ever watch Grumpy Old Men? Dead fish in the glove box.

G-Rex · 05-06-2009, 08:58 PM

Take the front seats out of his car and put them in his office.

JARVIS518 · 05-06-2009, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Particle Man

ever watch Grumpy Old Men? Dead fish in the glove box.

that one might be too mean, especially with the florida heat

BobTheBiker · 05-06-2009, 09:13 PM

zipties on the driveshaft for super annoying sounds that take awhile to figure out(if they even notice) cover the windshield in duct tape and paint the words red green show rules on there, zipties all over the steering wheel in rainbow colors/pattern, same for the antenna, some gay pride bumper stickers, something that says honk if you like boys/girls depending on gender... ohh the ideas I have.

05-06-2009, 08:25 PM	#1
JARVIS518 BOOBS!! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Saratoga, NY Moto: 06 CBR 600RR Posts: 1,188	car pranks since april fools day my GM, the company accountant and one other manager have been going back and forth doing car pranks to each other and using me to help them and being that my last day at work is friday before i move back to NY i want to get all three of them. so far we have done +post its all over the car +a life sized cardboard cut out seat belted into the passenger seat +the head of the cardboard cut out taped to the front of the car +moved cars to different places of the parking lot +Vaseline in the door handle + tied cans to the bumper of car i got a few ideas i was thinking +put a for sale sign on the car with super low price +fill car with baloons +saran wrap total car anyone have any better ideas oh and because i am moving i dont want to spend a ton of money maybe $15 and obviously i dont want todo any damage to the cars

05-06-2009, 08:30 PM	#2
Smittie61984 I give Squids a bad name Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Fly Over State Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd) Posts: 4,742	This mainly works on carbed cars but we've done it with FI cars. Though I wouldn't recommend it. But we'd pur transmission fluid into the gas or on a carb vehicle straight into the carb. It'll smoke like a frieght train. And from what we have gathered and heard there is no damage done. Some mechanics have even claimed it helps. This is all word of mouth and experience though. No scietific stuff to back it up. I've also heard of people putting a coke bottle full of oil with a pinhole leak and somehow rigging it above the tailpipe. As it drips on the hot exhaust it burns and smokes. At my work after borrowing someone's work truck I programed all the radio stations to Mexican music. The guys who use the truck are gangsta rappers and all. I had the volume up and one of the guys started punching the radio after he kept trying to turn the stations. __________________ lifts - R.I.P.

05-06-2009, 08:35 PM	#4
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	I worked with a guy who was SUPER homophobic. It was all he talked about all fucking day. I made a sign that said "PROUD TO BE GAY!!!" and wired it to his back bumper, and then propped it up with a stick so he wouldn't see it until he got home. His neighbor pointed it out to him the next morning. He was not pleased. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

05-06-2009, 08:37 PM	#5
Smittie61984 I give Squids a bad name Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Fly Over State Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd) Posts: 4,742	I forgot about that one AMJ. If you get one of those line stickers you can often stick it in their back window around the bottom without them even noticing. I remember Boortz did that to his coworker who drove around with it for a long time. Said everyone was so nice to him once he got th sticker. __________________ lifts - R.I.P.

05-06-2009, 08:50 PM	#7
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	ever watch Grumpy Old Men? Dead fish in the glove box. __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

05-06-2009, 08:31 PM	#3
JARVIS518 BOOBS!! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Saratoga, NY Moto: 06 CBR 600RR Posts: 1,188	the radio one is a good idea

05-06-2009, 08:58 PM	#8
G-Rex Where to next? Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: OK to the C Moto: TL1000R, Hayabusa, R1150RT Posts: 1,333	Take the front seats out of his car and put them in his office. __________________

05-06-2009, 09:13 PM	#10
BobTheBiker too much time on my hands Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: the northern district of god damn Moto: 01 ZX6R, looking for more now. Posts: 1,802	zipties on the driveshaft for super annoying sounds that take awhile to figure out(if they even notice) cover the windshield in duct tape and paint the words red green show rules on there, zipties all over the steering wheel in rainbow colors/pattern, same for the antenna, some gay pride bumper stickers, something that says honk if you like boys/girls depending on gender... ohh the ideas I have.