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Old 05-15-2009, 01:09 AM   #1
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Default Ladies this one's for you

I would have posted it in the femmes section, but alas I have no access.

http://www.cuchini.com/


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Hey Girls. Camel Toe might be hot... if you are a Guy!! But who wants to be the one sporting it? Some secrets are meant to be kept.

As we have evolved, hair down there is a thing of the past. As the landing strip and Brazilian wax have become prominent in today's world, there is no bush for the cush. And though Camel Toe may be a hot topic... it's not to the gal sporting it!

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Old 05-15-2009, 01:10 AM   #2
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Old 05-15-2009, 01:25 AM   #3
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I would have posted it in the femmes section, but alas I have no access.

http://www.cuchini.com/
All I can say is, you had best PRAY my girl never sees this, or I'm coming to you with a cross, and giving you the jesus experience first hand.
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Old 05-15-2009, 07:53 AM   #4
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Old 05-15-2009, 08:17 AM   #5
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Ummm...dude, are you trying to tell somebody something at risk of your own demise??
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Old 05-15-2009, 09:25 AM   #6
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Fuuuuck! I'm tempted to delete this thread. Less camel toe would make this world suck even more.
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Old 05-15-2009, 09:28 AM   #7
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Fuck you bro. Never post a lady cup. You're a dick.
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Old 05-15-2009, 10:12 AM   #8
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Fuck you bro. Never post a lady cup. You're a dick.
Agreed. 100%. Dick.
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Old 05-15-2009, 10:13 AM   #9
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Old 05-15-2009, 10:15 AM   #10
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derf, you will never be in the circle. Fag
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