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Old 09-14-2009, 10:53 PM   #11
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Can you take him in a race? If so that'd be the best way to shut him up.
Not in the dirt. I'll take him on the track easy but of course he will never go there.
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Old 09-14-2009, 10:57 PM   #12
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fuck his sister. send him pics.
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Old 09-14-2009, 10:59 PM   #13
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Piss in his exhaust
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Old 09-14-2009, 11:00 PM   #14
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Piss in his sister's mouth?
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Old 09-14-2009, 11:03 PM   #15
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I likd any and all of these. Seriously, tell them when they buy and hand deliver a bike for you, their opinion will matter... Until that day, eff off.
But two strokes are so much cheaper. You could get a 125 for half of what your KTM cost.
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Old 09-14-2009, 11:03 PM   #16
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Piss in his sister's mouth?
Piss in his sister's mouth AND put it in her exhaust.
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Old 09-14-2009, 11:04 PM   #17
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fuck his sister. send him pics.
She's like 275lbs.
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She's like 275lbs.
Roll in flour, locate wet spot.
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Old 09-14-2009, 11:17 PM   #19
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