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Old 01-07-2010, 11:25 PM   #61
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Mind you I can't speak for them, so maybe not...
maybe this question should be more like do you think guys are capable of not wanting to motorboat your boobs if they are around you for more than a minute?
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Old 01-07-2010, 11:54 PM   #62
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Trust me dude, you dont want you dick near that snatch.
Im SURE i've fucked worse...
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Old 01-08-2010, 12:42 AM   #63
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Trust me dude, you dont want you dick near that snatch.

So you're saying you wouldn't even fuck her with Tigger's dick?

Understand.
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Old 01-08-2010, 12:42 AM   #64
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Im SURE i've fucked worse...
I'm sure you've fucked goats.



I was friends with a couple of good looking girls when I was in my 20s, and I never thought of nailing them, plus I can guarantee that they weren't interested in me, cause I was fat and ugly(like now, only younger).
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Old 01-08-2010, 07:12 AM   #65
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Did you think about nailing her?

Remember this doesn't have to be something you act on, ever. Just something you thought about.

I know this can work. I have a few female friends. In all various states of attractiveness. Some are friends with me and the wife. Some aren't but both know each other exsists. I have this one girl that I met in college. We were both involved with other people, but went out many times (casual non-sexual) and hung out for both school work and not. No sexual problems or complications. We've even discussed sex events with our sig others. No problems. So much so, that she did the photo shoot with Uma (wife) for the calendar. She provided a lot of the crazy clothing.

Now out of these girls, there are a few that I have had strong sexual attraction with. Some I have even discussed it with. But never acted on it for various reasons, usually one of us involved with somebody else.

So yes it can work. But it probably takes at least one of them being strong individual.
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Old 01-08-2010, 08:55 AM   #66
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I know this can work. I have a few female friends. In all various states of attractiveness. Some are friends with me and the wife. Some aren't but both know each other exsists. I have this one girl that I met in college. We were both involved with other people, but went out many times (casual non-sexual) and hung out for both school work and not. No sexual problems or complications. We've even discussed sex events with our sig others. No problems. So much so, that she did the photo shoot with Uma (wife) for the calendar. She provided a lot of the crazy clothing.

Now out of these girls, there are a few that I have had strong sexual attraction with. Some I have even discussed it with. But never acted on it for various reasons, usually one of us involved with somebody else.

So yes it can work. But it probably takes at least one of them being strong individual.

But if either party has even thought about it, even once the answer is no. I honestly think that one of them are going to think about it, regardless of the circumstances.
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Old 01-08-2010, 09:52 AM   #67
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So, the consensus is that girls can be "just friends" but men can't?
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Old 01-08-2010, 10:07 AM   #68
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There is a small amount of truth in this...

Women have dicks in glass cases, break in case of emergency.

Men have women friends they haven't slept with yet.
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Old 01-08-2010, 11:03 AM   #69
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There is a small amount of truth in this...

Women have dicks in glass cases, break in case of emergency.

Men have women friends they haven't slept with yet.
Notice it's mostly women saying it's possible.



We need a guys only section.
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Old 01-08-2010, 11:53 AM   #70
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It's impossible. Yeah you might be friends with a chick but the guy is always thinking about it. He might be cool enough not to make it uncomfortable but it's always on his mind. And for you girls that are saying you have that guy friend who's like a brother and has never thought about you that way? Yeah, you're stupid. Cause that guy who's held your hair back while you threw up and discussed your boyfriend problems with you, that guy who goes to chick flicks with you and never comes on to you? He's waiting for all that effort to pay off. He might like you as a friend but deep down he's waiting to get the chance for just one night, and if you do let him in there you better brace yourself, cause that platonic guy friend is gonna ruin your ass. After all the teasing, however unintentional, you've put him through, after all the times he's had to endure your little pajama shorts and all the feelings crap he's put up with, it's gonna be on like Donkey Kong. So ladies, that friend you think is soooo platonic and would neeeever try anything with you because he's juuuust like your brother? Give him one shot at it, and onc he gets over the shock and gets to work a whole new world will open up for you. One where you spend most of your time breathless, sweaty and barely able to walk.
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