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Old 01-10-2010, 07:16 PM   #11
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Damn. Everything I have in my purse right now would fit in the little trunk on my bike. And this includes leaving the tool kit in there too.
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Old 01-10-2010, 08:58 PM   #12
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There are two types, Simplex 1 ("cold sores"), and Simplex 2 (itchy dick).

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Old 01-11-2010, 03:11 AM   #13
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Don't have a purse and will never have one. But this thread is pretty
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Old 01-11-2010, 09:33 AM   #14
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Have a purse in the summer, coat in the winder (which acts as a purse). The only stuff you will find..

1. wallet
2. sunglasses
3. lip balm
4. small bottle of moisturizer/sunblock
5. sometimes a small container w/motrin 800...
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Old 01-11-2010, 10:23 AM   #15
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First off, WTF are you doing rummaging through your GF's purse? Do you let her into your wallet? A woman's purse is the holiest of holy's. I know better than to look inside one.
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Old 01-11-2010, 10:33 AM   #16
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First off, WTF are you doing rummaging through your GF's purse? Do you let her into your wallet? A woman's purse is the holiest of holy's. I know better than to look inside one.

"Honey, do you have an gum?"

"Yea, there's some in my purse."

"Okay, thanks"....'Oh fuck...what's a prescription for Valtrex doing in here??!?!?!?!'

Ta Daaa!!! What are you AFRAID to go in your wife's purse? Oh and BTW I've had plenty of SOs that were not afraid to go into my wallet.
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Old 01-11-2010, 11:01 AM   #17
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"Honey, do you have an gum?"

"Yea, there's some in my purse."

"Okay, thanks"....'Oh fuck...what's a prescription for Valtrex doing in here??!?!?!?!'

Ta Daaa!!! What are you AFRAID to go in your wife's purse? Oh and BTW I've had plenty of SOs that were not afraid to go into my wallet.
Seriously...
I guess the little hot college girl is on her way out the door.

Would you mind taking a few pics of her ass before she leaves?
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Old 01-11-2010, 01:17 PM   #18
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My wallet and phone are mine and no one else goes through them and I don't go through other peoples stuff.
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Old 01-11-2010, 01:31 PM   #19
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"Honey, do you have an gum?"

"Yea, there's some in my purse."

"Okay, thanks"....'Oh fuck...what's a prescription for Valtrex doing in here??!?!?!?!'

Ta Daaa!!! What are you AFRAID to go in your wife's purse? Oh and BTW I've had plenty of SOs that were not afraid to go into my wallet.
Maybe she is trying to tell you something.



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Old 01-11-2010, 03:23 PM   #20
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My wallet and phone are mine and no one else goes through them and I don't go through other peoples stuff.
You got somethin to hide, slim shady?

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1. Valtrex
2. Estrogen/sex change pills.
3. Anti-crazy pills like Lexipro, Zoloft, etc
4. Condoms- if you don't use them, especially Magnums if you have a little dick!
5. Your phone bill with another girl's number circled in red!!!
6. Enzyte...hint, hint.
7. A motel receipt
8. Syringes and she's not diabetic.
9. Strange pre-pay phone.
10. Birth control pills and you're fixed...
So this is all shit you found in your old lady's purse?
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