Treats at work

[Trip]

Originally Posted by wildchild

I worked at one place that every holiday was like a family reunion. huge spreads of food everywhere and you basically spent the day grazing.

Our thanksgiving at the Dam was no joke. Shit was 10 - 10 foot tables long one year. Not really all that many people either. Under 30 or so. It was ridiculous. We cooked from 7 am til lunch at 11am and ate til it was time to go home at 3:30. God those were good days.

[z06boy]

Originally Posted by KSGregman

Lesbian grazers?! Are they hot? If so...fork over the pics.

^^^^^^

Lipstick lesbians...good

Dykes...bad

[Dave]

Originally Posted by KSGregman

Lesbian grazers?! Are they hot? If so...fork over the pics.

The ones that were either quit or were fired

[KSGregman]

Originally Posted by z06boy

^^^^^^

Lipstick lesbians...good

Dykes...bad

Agreed.

[Cutty72]

Generally around hunting season there is a good share of jerky going around, since I work with a lot of hunters.

[Cass]

Originally Posted by CrazyKell

If it's your birthday you're supposed to bring in treats for everyone.

Srsly? I thought I outgrew that in grade school

At any rate.. I work at home, so I get treats whenever I want them, I don't have to share, and I don't have to worry about some doucher taking the last piece!!

[defector]

Originally Posted by Cass

Srsly? I thought I outgrew that in grade school

At any rate.. I work at home, so I get treats whenever I want them, I don't have to share, and I don't have to worry about some doucher taking the last piece!!

Yeah, but its pretty easy to tell who farted in your office!

[Cass]

Originally Posted by defector

Yeah, but its pretty easy to tell who farted in your office!

it's the goddam dog!!! if you'd met the dog, you'd totally understand - the fugger can clear a room. On the other hand... he doesn't care if I do fart

I do, however, make use of my wireless headset and mute button, should Mother Nature call .....

[KSGregman]

Originally Posted by Cass

it's the goddam dog!!!

I swear to god I was JUST typing "she's a girl...she'd blow ass and blame it on the dog."

[wildchild]

Originally Posted by Cass

Srsly? I thought I outgrew that in grade school

At any rate.. I work at home, so I get treats whenever I want them, I don't have to share, and I don't have to worry about some doucher taking the last piece!!

last piece is my favorite. I love watching people staring at it, you can almost tell their thinking 5 more minutes and I'm taking it. I just walk by and "oh look one more for me" grab and go. then you get the evil stares from everyone who wanted it but was "being polite"
fuck that, if it is something tasty, we need to clean the plates. LOL

Originally Posted by Cass

it's the goddam dog!!! if you'd met the dog, you'd totally understand - the fugger can clear a room. On the other hand... he doesn't care if I do fart

I do, however, make use of my wireless headset and mute button, should Mother Nature call .....

you're dog just called and applied for a job. he listed stinky cube mate as a reason for leaving his present position. LOL