Report: Nearly Half Of Detroiters Can’t Read

[derf]

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

Doesn't anyone find it heartening that MORE than half of Detroiters CAN read?

Screw Detroit, a city of pussies that couldnt walk their way out of a paper bag if it was torn open, unless there was some crack on the outside in which case they would be all over that shit.

I'm glad they cant read or I might be in some shit for saying that

[Homeslice]

Originally Posted by derf

Screw Detroit, a city of pussies that couldnt walk their way out of a paper bag if it was torn open, unless there was some crack on the outside in which case they would be all over that shit.

I'm thinking that if it was torn open, there'd already be a crack in it.

[Mudpuppy]

I think your Detroit is a bunch of pussies would be better communicated if I took you for a press conference down to Joy and Grand River.. I'm sure a lot of people there would be interested in what you have to say, real fucking interested.. After that maybe a stop in Brightmor.. If that wasn't enough maybe little Saigon would interest you..

[Homeslice]

Or Highland Park & Hamtramck, lol

[tommymac]

Are those the bad areas?

[Homeslice]

Just a few among many...

Still rather be there than Memphis or East St Louis....

[marko138]

Originally Posted by tommymac

Are those the bad areas?

Which area isn't?

[Homeslice]

There are actually a few OK areas, like Corktown, Palmer Woods, etc

[tommymac]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

There are actually a few OK areas, like Corktown, Palmer Woods, etc

Hope GM and caveman live there then.

[Homeslice]

Originally Posted by tommymac

Hope GM and caveman live there then.

Nah, they're in the burbs......they can't claim Detroit