You will never know

Dave · 06-19-2012, 08:40 PM

How good it feels to have drained balls. Seriously, I wish I had started aspirating my hydrocele years ago.

plus my dick looks even bigger than usual. Score!

derf · 06-19-2012, 08:44 PM

I thought that was called syphillis?

Particle Man · 06-19-2012, 10:02 PM

Holy TMI, dude...

pauldun170 · 06-19-2012, 11:05 PM

I had to look up hydrocele.
No matter...

Rock out with your cock I always say.

Amorok · 06-19-2012, 11:50 PM

What. The. Fuck. I'm gone for a while and this is what I come back to?

askmrjesus · 06-20-2012, 12:42 AM

By the imaginary power vested in me, by me, I hereby dub thee...

Bubble Balls.

Dave is dead. Long live Bubble Balls.

Trip, I believe a name change is in order.

JC

derf · 06-20-2012, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pauldun170

I had to look up hydrocele.
No matter...

Rock out with your cock I always say.

Yeh I just looked it up myself, and dave get your ass to the doctor. I think you have iraqi parasites in your balls

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrocele

Quote:

A hydrocele (Br English: hydrocoele) denotes a pathological accumulation of serous fluid in a body cavity. It can also be noted as a minor malformation of newborns due to high levels of lead in the mother's blood during pregnancy. Communicating hydrocele, caused by the failure of the processus vaginalis closure. A hydrocele testis is the accumulation of fluids around a testicle, and is fairly common. It is caused by fluid secreted from a remnant piece of peritoneum wrapped around the testicle, called the tunica vaginalis. It can be the result of cancer, trauma (such as a hernia), or orchitis, and can also occur in infants undergoing peritoneal dialysis. It may be treated surgically. Hydroceles are usually not painful, but neither are testicular tumors. A common way of diagnosing a hydrocele is by attempting to shine a strong light through the enlarged scrotum. A hydrocele will usually pass light, while a tumor will not. A related region in females that can have a hydrocele is the canal of Nuck.[1] A hydrocele can also be the result of a plugged inguinal lymphatic system caused by repeated, chronic infection of Wuchereria bancrofti or Brugia malayi, two mosquito-borne parasites of Africa and Southeast Asia, respectively. As such, the condition would be a part of more diffuse sequelae commonly referred to as elephantiasis, which also affects the lymphatic system in other parts of the body. [edit]References

Knowing that you have been to SE asia in the last few years, this sounds like a VA issue.

Dave · 06-20-2012, 03:09 AM

Ive had it since high school, this is from riding a bike into a parked car and eating the handlebars with my crotch. At times ive been swinging a grapefruit

tommymac · 06-20-2012, 08:34 AM

Fortunatley its a prety benign condition, just that they need to be drained. I saw it done in the OR once and it ruined me for weeks after seeing what the docs did with this guys sack

Dave · 06-20-2012, 08:51 AM

Hydrocelectomy? Yeah they have to get past a lot of import crap before they shut off the water works

06-19-2012, 08:40 PM	#1
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	You will never know How good it feels to have drained balls. Seriously, I wish I had started aspirating my hydrocele years ago. plus my dick looks even bigger than usual. Score! __________________ TWF Post whore #6

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derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	I thought that was called syphillis? __________________

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Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	Holy TMI, dude... __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

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askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	By the imaginary power vested in me, by me, I hereby dub thee... Bubble Balls. Dave is dead. Long live Bubble Balls. Trip, I believe a name change is in order. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

06-20-2012, 03:09 AM	#8
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	Ive had it since high school, this is from riding a bike into a parked car and eating the handlebars with my crotch. At times ive been swinging a grapefruit __________________ TWF Post whore #6

06-20-2012, 08:34 AM	#9
tommymac Moto GP Star Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,022	Fortunatley its a prety benign condition, just that they need to be drained. I saw it done in the OR once and it ruined me for weeks after seeing what the docs did with this guys sack

06-20-2012, 08:51 AM	#10
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	Hydrocelectomy? Yeah they have to get past a lot of import crap before they shut off the water works