Real names put to Member names...

[askmrjesus]

Shit, where do I start?

The son, The son of God, The son of the beloved God, The son of the living God, The son of the father, The only begotten of the father, The only begotten son which is the bosom of the father, The son of the blessed, His own son, A son given, The son of the highest, His dear son, The firstborn of every creature, One son, Christ the redeemer, Christ the savior, Christ it's hot in here, Jesus Christ, Buddy Christ, Jesus H. Christ, Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, Creator, Deliverer, Heir of all things, King of kings, King of the Jews (who still owe me money), Horn of salvation, The lamb, The lamb of god, The unblemished lamb, Roasted leg of lamb with mint jelly, The living one, The light of the world, The prophet, The rock, The son of man (not to be confused with the Isle of man, which is a whole different thing alltogether) The word, The truth, The way, and The bread.

It all sounds great untill I have to go to the DMV, and then it's a fucking nightmare when the chick says; "Name please?"

JC