Maybe I should sell my re-virginity?

CrazyKell · 01-15-2009, 02:28 PM

Yesterday I was laid off.

How many months does it take to be a virgin again? Maybe I can work on that and sell that off.

I'm about 20 hours short for collecting EI benefits so my boss is trying to work something out so I can qualify. That will at least give me some breathing room.

Oh and a company is doing a background check on me right now for possible employment but they just contacted me to say there are discrepancies and they need more information. What kind of discrepancies could have occurred?

Obviously I gave them all truthful information.

01-15-2009, 02:28 PM	#1
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	Maybe I should sell my re-virginity? Yesterday I was laid off. How many months does it take to be a virgin again? Maybe I can work on that and sell that off. I'm about 20 hours short for collecting EI benefits so my boss is trying to work something out so I can qualify. That will at least give me some breathing room. Oh and a company is doing a background check on me right now for possible employment but they just contacted me to say there are discrepancies and they need more information. What kind of discrepancies could have occurred? Obviously I gave them all truthful information.

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