For Those Who Like Their Meat Whole

[CasterTroy]

Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

Oh god.

I will probably never eat meat again after this day. (cue jokes about my poor husband who will never get blown again.....)

Like tequila?


Poncho is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a bottle lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. Poncho is stunned. The Genie says, "Hello Master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want."Poncho begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking tequila. Finally Poncho says, "I wish to drink tequila whenever I want, so make me pee tequila."The Genie grants him his wish. When Poncho gets home, he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees in it. He looks at the glass and it's clear...looks like tequila. Then smells the liquid... smells like tequila. So he takes a taste, and it is the best tequila he has ever tasted. Poncho yells to his wife, "Consuelo, Consuelo, come quickly! "She comes running down the hall, and Poncho takes another glass out of the cupboard and fills it. He tells her to drink it. It is tequila. Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best tequila she has ever tasted. The two drank and partied all night.The next night Poncho comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to fill the two glasses. The result is the same. The tequila is excellent, and the couple drinks until the sun comes up. Finally Friday night comes and Poncho comes home from work and tells his wife, " Consuelo, grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink Tequila." His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table. Poncho begins to fill the glass; and when he fills it, his wife asks him, "But Poncho, why do we need only one glass? "Poncho raises the glass and says,

"BECAUSE TONIGHT, MI AMOR, YOU DRINK FROM THE BOTTLE."ARRIBA!!!!!!! ARRIBA!!!!!!!!!!