Whats worse?

[the chi]

Crashing a motorcycle? Or "crashing off" a horse?

My answer: The horse.

Holy effing mother of ***, I feel like I've been hit my a mac truck.

I can crash a motorcycle at the track and not break a thing, but falling off a horse (granted in full out run away mode) and I break my ankle, I've got rash from my ass all the way up to my neck, I think I got a concussion, and I really feel like I've been hit by a bus at the very least.

Im thinking of designing horseriding protective gear like we wear for riding. Seriously. Good set of boots with ankle plating come first...then maybe a jacket with a speed hump for the neck, and on from there.

Too bad you cant rationally attach a seat belt. At least bikes dont have a flipping brain to think on their own.

Thank you powers that be for lortabs and valium.