Pimp ass inventions

[Captain Morgan]

Originally Posted by Flexin

I'm sure my kids would love it too. They could have a try after daddy. The only thing better would be a fire pole.

James

Invent that shit. It would take up more space, but I doubt it would be that difficult to have a spiral staircase wrapped around a partial enclosure that contains a firepole. And you could still have the slide on the outside of it. Yeah, I know, the point of a spiral staircase is to use less space, but fuck that, let's have fun with it!