If you're not a fan of tapioca pudding....

[Dnyce]

Originally Posted by smileyman

"Sweetie, where is the semen?"

"Dammit woman, its right here with the cummin!"

"Darling, can I have some help in the kitchen? The Smiths are coming over tonite and I need you to stir this and then beat off into it..."

lol, hey if shes the cook, shes gotta get the semen outta u, preferably by mouth