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Old 05-13-2009, 04:38 PM   #51
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Fill the washer fluid reservoir with pig blood.

Wheel weights on 1 tire is a good idea.

Reverse the wiring on the turn signal stalk.

Siphon out all of the gas from the gas tank

Remove speaker grills and put clear saran wrap over the speakers then put the grills back on.

These are all pretty non destructive ideas. I have some more destructive ideas but I would be incriminating myself if I told you what they were.
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Old 05-13-2009, 04:38 PM   #52
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There were 2 couples we knew that were always gettin' each other. After the guy from one couple stayed the night with the other couple and took a shit in their cat's catbox they got him back when they went on a road trip to go skiing.

When he was out and about, they replaced his lic. plate frame with one they had made that said, "I'd rather be taking it in the rear".

He didn't notice it for well over 3 weeks.
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Old 05-14-2009, 12:26 AM   #53
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The intakes for the AC? Piss in them. Then on the door handles. If you live in a cold climate like North Dakota, the pissed on door handles is the best. About hlafway through its good to go apprise the person of exactly what they're chipping off.
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Old 05-14-2009, 09:47 PM   #54
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At my work after borrowing someone's work truck I programed all the radio stations to Mexican music. The guys who use the truck are gangsta rappers and all. I had the volume up and one of the guys started punching the radio after he kept trying to turn the stations.
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I made a sign that said "PROUD TO BE GAY!!!" and wired it to his back bumper, and then propped it up with a stick so he wouldn't see it until he got home.JC
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put as many spark plugs as he has cylinders on his seat with a note saying "have fun" while leaving his plugs in the motor, put the car up on jackstands so its JUST off the ground but looks like it isnt(ALWAYS good for a laugh or two) and hang around until they figure it out, then ask if they've seen your jackstands.
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Run a jumper in the fuse box from the brake light to the horn. Funniest shit ever.
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Hope you see this before you leave work, I never got around to posting it the last few days. Get a wire and two alligator clamps and connect their horn to the blinker wire. This way, any time that they turn on their blinker their horn will honk on and off when its flashing. I did it to a friend's car during high school, and didn't tell them till a week later when the dealership told him his car was a mystery.
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wire up a 2nd radio and hide it behind the dashboard and leave it on talk radio

tape the seat slider handle in the up position so when the driver sits down he slides back
You guys have some really good ones here. I was laughing so hard the dog thought I had lost my marbles.
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